People get recruited from sketch groups and put on 'Mad TV' and 'SNL,' but those aren't ensembles, they're all-star teams. — Matt Besser Copy Share Image
I think most people don't even know what 'woo pig sooie' is if they're not a sports fan or they're not from… — Matt Besser Copy Share Image
People take toasting way too seriously - especially the clinking glasses part. There are always a few people who are seated too… — Matt Besser Copy Share Image
It seems like the real television networks, the amount of people that watch each network is going down and down, and the… — Matt Besser Copy Share Image
If acting with other people is in your plans, then you need to learn how to work with other people to build… — Matt Besser Copy Share Image
There's a creative vibe at U.C.B., and to maintain it, we can't pay people. If you pay, then you have to assign… — Matt Besser Copy Share Image
People are either funny or they're not, and you can't teach that - but you can teach people to work together to… — Matt Besser Copy Share Image
I don't think 'Freak Dance' is a parody; it's more reference than anything. People don't think of 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show'… — Matt Besser Copy Share Image
So many comedians, if you asked them, 'What's your priority in standup?' it's probably gonna be to make people laugh or to… — Matt Besser Copy Share Image
I got really depressed when Sidney Moncrief lost to Larry Bird. That really depressed me. — Matt Besser Copy Share
I always like being a director in terms of giving acting notes and punching up on the fly. — Matt Besser Copy Share
I really enjoyed doing stand-up. Andy Kaufman was a big hero of mine. I tried to do conceptual stuff like he tried to do. — Matt Besser Copy Share
I'd been involved with stand-up before improv, so I already thought highly of myself as being a funny person. I never thought I wasn't… — Matt Besser Copy Share
I guess that I was always considered a little too weird for the standup clubs and probably too jokey for doing performance art and… — Matt Besser Copy Share
“My name is Matt Besser, and I'm an Arkansas Razorback. My father is a Jew from Little Rock, Ark., my mother was a Christian… — Matt Besser Copy Share
Many improv groups give off the same positive annoying vibe that I associate with Christian Young Life groups with shows that more resemble children… — Matt Besser Copy Share
Don't invite me to a surprise birthday party. I don't have room for that secret. I've got enough real secrets I have to keep:… — Matt Besser Copy Share
Right after college, a buddy of mine was moving to Boulder for some summer program, and he was like, 'Come live with me.' And… — Matt Besser Copy Share
There's a creative vibe at U.C.B., and to maintain it, we can't pay people. If you pay, then you have to assign worth to… — Matt Besser Copy Share
For all you Joe Besser haters who claim that he was the worst Stooge, that's not true - Curly Joe DeRita was the worst… — Matt Besser Copy Share
There's something about the Razorbacks that's unique to Arkansas - I don't know how many states have just one team that the entire state… — Matt Besser Copy Share
