Insult comedy has been around forever. I can make fun of people, and they won't get mad at me. — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
Too many people have already lost their lives to HIV and AIDS, and the more celebrities who can bring attention to the… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
I'm obsessed with reality TV anyway - I use my knowledge of that stuff to make jokes on Twitter and Facebook to… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
Make a list of the people in your 'choir'... If you're not on your own list, then you're doing something wrong. — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
I heard Cher say, 'I answer to two people: Myself and God.' I say, 'I only answer to me. I'm not sure… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
I don't sell myself. I've never explained my comedy to people who don't get it. Never complain. Never explain. — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
What we do as comics can be a service to people. It can make them laugh and take their mind off their… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
What you bring to the stage is what you are in real life... people sense that. — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
Even going on stage is a service because it brings people up from thinking about their lost job or their lost spouse… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
I thought I had to work at someplace everybody's heard of. It was never, 'I'm interested in such and such. I want… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
Interesting-looking people have always been comedians, and it's rare that someone who has the choice to model ends up being a comic.… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
People with HIV and AIDS are nothing to be afraid of. They are people just like every single one of us, and… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
I didn't feel ready to leave home, because it went from no freedom to all freedom. And I was like, 'Oh, my… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
Basically, I think some of the weight helped take some of the walls down in reality, so basically I got a little… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
With Don Rickles and me, we're just telling the truth. We're not terrific people, and we're not gonna win the beauty contest.… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
A roast is really an honor. If they picked me to be roasted, I'd be the most flattered I'd be in my… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
I honestly feel like 99 percent of people have some kind of self-hate about their looks, and if I can joke about… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
My thing has always been, I've never been very open and vulnerable with people, so the minute I got this dog, everything… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
I'm not looking for 'outer esteem' anymore, what they call 'other esteem.' I'm looking for self-esteem. And people think that self-esteem is… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
It used to be that in media, Johnny Carson used to be the most important person when he would invite you over to sit… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share
I'm not looking for 'outer esteem' anymore, what they call 'other esteem.' I'm looking for self-esteem. And people think that self-esteem is built with… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share
This thing happened where I noticed anytime I got together with four friends or more, the conversation goes to food. — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share
Insult comedy has been around forever. I can make fun of people, and they won't get mad at me. — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share
I've played every comedy club and every theatre across the country for the last 25 years and seen a lot of audience members from… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share
I lost over 100 pounds, so I'm even angrier than ever. I don't stuff my feelings anymore with food. Skinny girls are funny. — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share
I would make a few jabs at myself and go for the audience - they are still as flawed as ever. — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share
Until I got the weight off, there was something inside of me that said, 'You hate yourself.' You get too depressed over the weight… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share
What you bring to the stage is what you are in real life... people sense that. — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share
I have a shrink in New York and a shrink in Arizona, just in case. You never know when you will have a breakdown. — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share
Even going on stage is a service because it brings people up from thinking about their lost job or their lost spouse or something… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share
I heard Cher say, 'I answer to two people: Myself and God.' I say, 'I only answer to me. I'm not sure I appreciate… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share
I'm not a political comic at all, so it would be weird if I just turned into a preachy, sort-of political commentator. — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share
