I think the difference between America and Australia is very simple. It's 20 million people versus 350 million. — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
The thing about crazy people; they don't know they are crazy, that's what make them crazy. — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I think only things that are personal to us offend us. It's always bizarre when people who would normally laugh at an… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
As for basic jokes about sex and even my religious stuff, I don't find any problems with that, even if I'm gigging… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I like to weed out the people who aren't going to enjoy me straight off the bat. If you look at all… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
People don't get angry at you for shock value. People get angry at you when you affect something that is at their… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I don't care if people get angry about that, believing the rubbish that vaccinations cause trouble or make the child worse or… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I don't want people to leave the show being upset. So if I am trying to do a new joke, and sometimes… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
Before doing stand-up, I thought acting was easy - it's not easy. It's a hard life. It's easy in its own way,… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I feel like, at times, I've been seen as the dirty stepchild of Australian comedy. I think there's a few people out… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
In the stand-up comedy top, there's room for everyone - if you're good, there's room for everyone. You'll put on your own… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I always get a little bit pissed off when stand-up comedy is not recognised as being as good a craft as being… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I do enjoy having researchers and writers around me because I am getting a lot of different influences now from the opposite… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
There's a theory with comedy that you shouldn't do anything that's too topical in your specials because people won't be able to… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I want to make people think, and I don't want to come across like I am egotistical or that I want to… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
In my own life, hate has consumed me at times. Or envy. When my TV show was canceled, I didn't think it… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I don't think comedy really does change people's minds; I think you can only get someone who is almost ready to change their mind.… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share
There's a fallacy with stand up comedy, which is, people come up to comedians, and they go, 'You say what I think but I'm… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share
I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share
I don't think that I am a Lefty in the sense that I grew up in countries that have a universal health-care system, but… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share
I like to weed out the people who aren't going to enjoy me straight off the bat. If you look at all my specials,… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share
I used to be of the opinion that it didn't matter who you voted for. The world balanced itself out and kept on truckin'.… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share
In my own life, hate has consumed me at times. Or envy. When my TV show was canceled, I didn't think it deserved to… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share
There's a theory with comedy that you shouldn't do anything that's too topical in your specials because people won't be able to watch them… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share
I have an uncle I no longer talk to because of a joke I made about my grandmother, who is his mother. He's an… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share
If I didn't have a gig, I used to ring up all the comedy clubs across the country and go, 'If anyone drops out,… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share
I don't think I've ever prayed in my entire life, never sat and had an imaginary chat with God. — Jim Jefferies Copy Share
I definitely think the formula to making my character seem sweet is to let him act like a jerk, give him a redeeming moment,… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share
I've actually phased out the misogynistic jokes because I used to think that everyone knew that I was joking. — Jim Jefferies Copy Share
Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously? — Jim Jefferies Copy Share
“It seems to me that they only seem to mention things in the Bible that are within a 5 mile radius of the guy… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share
