Our universe is ruled by random whim, inhabited by people who laugh at logic. — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
Really now: If you can't get me my newspaper on time, how can you expect me to refrain from killing people? — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
I'm quite sure more people fake an awful lot of everyday human contact. I just fake all of it." --Dexter — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultivate any it's always easier to simply… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
Dying makes everyone weaker, subject to painful insight, and not always insight into any kind of special truth - it's just the… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
They like to tell us that it is important to speak the truth, but it has been my experience that real happiness… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
I think people understand things different when they get older. It’s not a question of getting soft, or seeing things in the… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
Anybody can be charming if they don't mind faking it, saying all the stupid, obvious, nauseating things that a conscience keeps most… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
I am unlovable...I have tried to involve myself in other people, in relationships, and even - in my sillier moments - in… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
Whatever made me the way I am left me hollow, empty inside, unable to feel. It doesn't seem like a big deal.… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
I am not shy about admitting my modest talents. For example, I am happy to admit that I am better than average… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
Have you noticed how difficult it is just to get along in the world? If you're no good at all in your… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all. — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share
“We don't get to pick our kin. The best we can hope for is to survive them...” — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share
I had killed our careful relationship by driving my tongue through its heart and pushing it off a cliff. — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share
I had become a perfect fake human, saying the stupid and pointless things that humans say to each other all day long. — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share
“Deborah led me away from it and over to the far end of the room. “Dexter,” she said, “promise me you didn’t kill this… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share
Detective, I don't know where the boyfriend is, really," I said. And it was true, considering tide, current, and the habits of marine scavengers.… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share
And what did you do last night, Dexter? Oh, I played with my dolls while a friend chopped up my sister. — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share
In that tremendous flash of freedom, on my way to do The Thing for the first time, sanctioned by Almighty Harry, I receded, faded… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share
“It would be much too difficult for anyone to get in and out of this area, especially if they were carrying questionable loads of… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share
“I spent the rest of the workday on routine paperwork, snarling at misplaced files and seething at the stupidity of everyone else's report writing--when… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share
After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the cool linoleum. Instead I… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share
