You can be funny and say what you mean; these ideas are not mutually exclusive. Some of the best jokes came from… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
There are a lot of times where people think I'm in things that I'm not in, because they think I'm Kumail Nanjiani. — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
For years now, people have mentioned my mustache and get disappointed that when they see me live I don't have a mustache. — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
Post 9/11, brown people had this force pushing us together. It's like we're all being looked at with fear and suspicion; we're… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
People always talk about the content, in terms of the politics of it or whatever social issues are in it, and it's… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
Heckles always vary. I mean, some people are just drunk, and it's nonsense, or, you know, some people just want to just… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
When you're a person of color in white America, you know white people. You know why you know white people? Because you… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
It's a sick thing, right: people are afraid of public speaking. I do public speaking, except my public speaking involves the audience… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
Both my parents are immigrants. I've seen different struggles they've had. There's a reason you don't see me using accents. I don't… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
I'm not like most comedians. I don't deal with just heckles - I'm also dealing with threats and anger. Here I am,… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
New Zealanders are so chill. I know they say Australians are chill, and I feel like Australians are chill, but I keep… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
I've been approached after shows from people who said, 'I don't agree with anything you said, but I laughed the whole way… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
Seattle is a place I've lived only a couple of years, but I feel like I've been adopted by this city. It's like a… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share
I have had vegan Thanksgiving of tofurkey and soy gravy. And it's not to say that Thanksgiving will ever justify the genocide of the… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share
The words we use have weight. Whether it's in a conversation with a friend or something said publicly on stage or broadcast. And as… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share
Telling me that I’m obsessed with talking about racism in America is like telling me I’m obsessed with swimming when I’m drowning. — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share
I've been approached after shows from people who said, 'I don't agree with anything you said, but I laughed the whole way through.' That's… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share
Just give us 50 years where we're the only ones who are allowed to profit from art, and then you can do whoever you… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share
There are some dogs that are gigantic that look like they shouldn't be in existence. — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share
Both my parents are immigrants. I've seen different struggles they've had. There's a reason you don't see me using accents. I don't do impressions… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share
I would love the opportunity to create my own program. I feel like a TV show with a format of monologue with lots of… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share
I never learned how to tie my shoes, and I was mocked for that. I still don't know how to. — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share
I'm not a politician, I'm not an ideologue, I'm not an organizer anymore. I'm a human being sharing ideas, and those ideas have to… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share
We've never had a female President in this country, which I find stunning — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share
Politics and sports are the same thing in some ways. I like sports; I don't like the sports aspect of politics. The conventions are… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share
I don't tie my shoes right. I tie them the way you would tie a gift, like a bow. — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share
