I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long. — Graham Norton Copy Share Image
You don't want money to make you a social freak where you can only hang out with rich people. — Graham Norton Copy Share Image
The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show. — Graham Norton Copy Share Image
I don't think you should have to try to be nice, I think most people are nice. I think being cheerful and… — Graham Norton Copy Share Image
The higher your profile becomes, the more aware you are that people out there might hate you. — Graham Norton Copy Share Image
The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer them is a bit of exposure on… — Graham Norton Copy Share Image
All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of… — Graham Norton Copy Share Image
I've heard other gay people say when they were growing up they felt 'foreign.' Growing up, I was able to label these… — Graham Norton Copy Share Image
Some people think they're depressed and they go to the doctor and want pills. And you just think: 'You hate where you… — Graham Norton Copy Share Image
If it was possible for me to adopt, I probably would, but no one's going to let me adopt. — Graham Norton Copy Share
I've heard other gay people say when they were growing up they felt 'foreign.' Growing up, I was able to label these feelings as:… — Graham Norton Copy Share
I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship. — Graham Norton Copy Share
The BBC will always be attacked by whoever is in government. It is that George Bush thing of 'If you're not with us you… — Graham Norton Copy Share
My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to come in on Friday. We were like, 'okay, if… — Graham Norton Copy Share
It sounds deeply shallow, but for brief spells every member of the public can be fascinating. — Graham Norton Copy Share
Where I get bored is when I show up for a shoot and they want me to wear a feather boa. Too obvious a… — Graham Norton Copy Share
In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints — Graham Norton Copy Share
