A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water. — Carl Reiner Copy Share Image
People ask me where I get my vitality, and to tell you the truth, I don't have a clue. — Carl Reiner Copy Share Image
Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to laugh. — Carl Reiner Copy Share Image
I certainly have warm relationships with people, but you choose the people you have those relationships with. There are some people I… — Carl Reiner Copy Share Image
Inviting people to laugh with you while you are laughing at yourself is a good thing to do. You may be a… — Carl Reiner Copy Share Image
Id like to acknowledge three people who early on knew Mel Brooks was one of the funniest people in the world: Sid… — Carl Reiner Copy Share Image
I only please myself. I figure I'm just one of many people. I'm not that different from anybody else and I don't… — Carl Reiner Copy Share Image
I'm an entertainer and I entertain people and they entertain me back by asking questions. And some of them I answer. — Carl Reiner Copy Share Image
You'd only write what you know and what you know is what you do and the people you know. So you'd write… — Carl Reiner Copy Share Image
You can get the best out of people if they're happy and not worried or not frightened that they're going to make… — Carl Reiner Copy Share Image
People have a comic bent or an angularity to their thinking, and those are the people who make jokes. And it's usually… — Carl Reiner Copy Share Image
When you denigrate people, they have two ways to fight back - with their fists and guns, or their mouths. And mouths… — Carl Reiner Copy Share Image
I love tweeting. I tweet every day. I stay in contact, I tell them what I'm doing. I've posted pictures of my… — Carl Reiner Copy Share Image
People have a comic bent or an angularity to their thinking, and those are the people who make jokes. And it's usually people who… — Carl Reiner Copy Share
I've seen the invention of television and performed on television even before my family owned one. — Carl Reiner Copy Share
Going through war and living is a very important process. You realize how vulnerable you are and how lucky you are to be in… — Carl Reiner Copy Share
I write books that way - I put a first line down and say, "Where does this go?" — Carl Reiner Copy Share
I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't even know if you're… — Carl Reiner Copy Share
I'm not a believer, I call myself an atheist. It was man who invented God. I once wrote that there are 15 things I… — Carl Reiner Copy Share
I was a Teletype operator in the army, so that's where I learned to type. One day, I went downstairs to see if I… — Carl Reiner Copy Share
Every morning, I would actually look at the obituaries before I had breakfast. And as a joke I said if I was not in… — Carl Reiner Copy Share
Writing is the basis of all, because creating something that didn't even exist before is like taking an empty canvass. It is a wonderful… — Carl Reiner Copy Share
I only please myself. I figure I'm just one of many people. I'm not that different from anybody else and I don't have great… — Carl Reiner Copy Share
You can get the best out of people if they're happy and not worried or not frightened that they're going to make a mistake. — Carl Reiner Copy Share
'The Dick Van Dyke Show' was my labor of love. When asked the best thing I ever did - that was it. I wrote… — Carl Reiner Copy Share
My father was a watchmaker and an inventor. I saw him working in the house every day. The work ethic, I got from him.… — Carl Reiner Copy Share
When you denigrate people, they have two ways to fight back - with their fists and guns, or their mouths. And mouths are seemingly… — Carl Reiner Copy Share
