The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
The degree to which campaigns have become dominated by marketing is breaking the spirit of democracy, and we're all just so sick… — David Weinberger Copy Share Image
If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier in the day, up on deck, I guess… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Sometimes, at the party it hits me. I leave all, and go outside by myself. It is strange how I can get… — Dejan Plackovic Copy Share Image
Sometimes @BrookeShields rolls into your party dressed as a Christmas tree, carrying a bucket of KFC. pic.twitter.com/DTtZkZY4cB — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
Both parties are injured by what is going on at Washington. Both are, therefore, more and more disposed to look for candidates… — Rutherford B. Hayes Copy Share Image
What becomes a crime deserving capital punishment when the tables are turned is a matter of small moment when the negro woman… — Ida B. Wells Copy Share Image
Here lies our good Edmund, whose genius was such, We scarcely can praise it or blame it too much; Who, born for… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
The free flow of people across borders is not to be confused with the free flow of goods across borders. Free trade… — Ilana Mercer Copy Share Image
Donald Trump's campaign is as divisive as any we have seen in our lifetimes. It is built on stoking mistrust and pitting… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
We have something happening that actually makes the Republican Party probably the biggest political story anywhere in the world. Everybody's writing about… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
I've always played Vash [in the Sausage Party]. I played him at the table read. We probably did five or six table… — David Krumholtz Copy Share Image
In that most magnificent place, the purest of all places-your heart, someone resides there who is your closest friend. There for you… — Prem Rawat Copy Share Image
However [political parties] may now and then answer popular ends, they are likely in the course of time and things, to become… — George Washington Copy Share Image
I can't really criticize the Tea Party people, because I came into the White House pretty much on the same basis that… — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
I always thought, I can't waste time, I have to do work. I also thought that I was slower than other people,… — Vito Acconci Copy Share Image
Quentin Tarantino was fantastic. I mean, he can be almost unbearable as a person. At a party, you can't get a word… — Phil LaMarr Copy Share Image
When I consider what it was that moved me to join the Communist Party, I have to cast my mind back for… — Bram Fischer Copy Share Image
Everybody has had that experience where your friend drags you to a party because the person they're crushing on is there, and… — Shannon Purser Copy Share Image
Of course I want to lead [Tory] party. Of course I want to lead this party in order to put forward an… — Jeremy Corbyn Copy Share Image
The Tea Party movement as I perceive it is all about recognizing the difference between state and federal powers. And that there… — Mike Lee Copy Share Image
Republicans: steely, rational, paternalistic, respectful of authority, easy to herd, the party of No. Democrats: sugary, emotional, idealistic, yearning for novelty, hard… — James Wolcott Copy Share Image
If you want to right-size executive power relative to the other branches of government, the best way to do that is to… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I shall not rest until, once again, the destinies of our people and our party are joined together again in victory at… — Tony Blair Copy Share Image
Work-do plays, learn your craft, and go to school. Keep working. Nobody is going to give you jobs for going to parties… — James Gandolfini Copy Share Image
When I was to come to Washington the first time as Music Director of the Boston Symphony, Mrs. Johnson phoned us to… — Erich Leinsdorf Copy Share Image
A few years ago I was at a party and this guy threw me over his shoulder, ran across the street, put… — Rachel Bilson Copy Share Image
And it's absolutely hypocritical for the political party that talks about states rights, to suddenly ignore states rights, that say that the… — Gary Ackerman Copy Share Image
I joined the Young Liberals when I was 16 and it was a good way for me to understand how the Liberal… — George Brandis Copy Share Image
Just because you can leap off a drum kit doing a scissors kick while hitting a chord, people expect you to be… — Alex Kapranos Copy Share Image
There are two parties involved in every corrupt transaction, typically a government official and a business person. Yet those who pay bribes… — Lynda Chalker, Baroness Chalker of Wallasey Copy Share Image
There's nothing worse than the guy who at the party goes, 'Oh, I had that idea two years ago.' Well, then, why… — Marc Randolph Copy Share Image
I have been saying for the some time now that America has only one party - the property party. It's the party… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
When you deejay a party, a good DJ's job is to take care of the crowd. If people want to hear Britney… — Neil Armstrong Copy Share Image
I have the greatest sympathy with the growth of the socialist party. I think they understand the evils that surround us and… — Charles Trevelyan Copy Share Image
I've spent my life in the Republican party, it gives me no pleasure to say this. This party has demonstrated a complete… — Steve Schmidt Copy Share Image
There's something wildy decadent about the young-star lifestyle, and I just don't really see the point. I got my partying out of… — Anne Hathaway Copy Share Image
When you win a race your on top that day, so take it for what its worth, have a good time and… — Bobby Allison Copy Share Image
Incumbents are safe, but party majorities are not. This fosters symbolic votes, message politics and little serious legislating in Congress. — Thomas E. Mann Copy Share Image
Clint Eastwood's speech was kind of a metaphor for the entire Republican Party: A confused old person yelling at something that doesn't… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image