One thing I learned is that it's never OK to walk through a cemetery dressed as a mummy - even if that… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Dear Alec & Magnus, It's Izzy. Got your card. Glad you're having fun. Nothing's happening here-Clary's mom is marrying some werewolf. I… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I really don't like parties. I circle the room with a glass of water disguised as a gin and tonic - so… — Jean Marsh Copy Share Image
The Oscars is the one night of the year when you can see all your favorite stars without having to donate any… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Never again can the Republican Party simply write off entire segments of our society because we assume our principles have limited appeal.… — Jeb Bush Copy Share Image
As you know, I am not a writer but a Party functionary. But like every Communist I consider myself to have been… — Leonid Brezhnev Copy Share Image
Life smacks Tracy Morgan in the face, and I don't mean to talk in third party, but no, it doesn't stop raining… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
The party has to be rebuilt on all levels. In a way, maybe it's to be expected when you've had a governor… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't believe that the Democratic party has anything to do with the Left. We have two political parties in the US:… — Tom Morello Copy Share Image
Is this so-called [Republican Party] hate wing that is so angry at all the things that have - all the changes that… — Howard Dean Copy Share Image
How many campaigns of your life have you heard candidates of both parties promise a fix for the Social Security system? And… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I understand it's seductive to use green technologies, for people who want to believe it. But it is a hoax in the… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The birds sang, the proles sang. the Party did not sing. All round the world, in London and New York, in Africa… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
A conservative party that reshapes its self-presentation according to the suggestions of the liberal media, of course, may very well get what… — Alan Keyes Copy Share Image
I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite their friends who don't even have dogs.… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
We throw our parties; we abandon our families to live alone in Canada; we struggle to write books that do not change… — Michael Cunningham Copy Share Image
I am not alone in thinking that we are at a tipping point ecologically and morally and politically. Democracy cannot survive without… — Deborah Kass Copy Share Image
If I felt we had alienated the Unionists, it would worry me because we've spent a great deal of time trying to… — Dick Spring Copy Share Image
The G.O.P. is desperately seeking someone who can save the party from the fate of nominating Mitt Romney. But every time a… — Gail Collins Copy Share Image
Things get very lonely in Washington sometimes. The real voice of the great people of America sometimes sounds faint and distant in… — Woodrow Wilson Copy Share Image
These left-overs from the former Young Turk Party, who should have been made to account for the millions of our Christian subjects… — Mustafa Kemal Ataturk Copy Share Image
The National Socialist Party in Austria never tried to hide its inclination for a greater Germany. That Austria would one day return… — Arthur Seyss-Inquart Copy Share Image
So all the system was running down and collapsing. Mrs. Thatcher became the leader of the Conservative Party in February 1975, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We have no parties standing in opposition to each other, just as we have no class of capitalists and a class of… — Joseph Stalin Copy Share Image
The American people need no course in philosophy or political science of church history to know that God should not be made… — Mario Cuomo Copy Share Image
The biggest story in all of politics are the millions of people that are coming out to vote for me, in all… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
It is increasingly clear that no matter what party is in power, so long as our national security needs keep rising, an… — John F. Kennedy Copy Share Image
I chaired the 1982 Democratic Party Commission on Presidential Nominations that created certain automatic delegates to the Democratic convention - the 'superdelegates.'… — Jim Hunt Copy Share Image
The last six years have been a lot of coding and focus and hard work. But maybe it would be fun to… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
On the fourth Thursday in August, my neighbors and I cordon off the ends of our block and take over the street… — Michelle Wu Copy Share Image
The early Christians felt a deep collision with the empire in which they lived, and with politics as usual. They carelessly crossed… — Shane Claiborne Copy Share Image
How can a governing party propose to its people a referendum that won't be binding? Is that a serious political programme? No… — Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero Copy Share Image
I was once all by myself in a house on Fire Island. Where I compared the original cast recordings of two different… — Paul Rudnick Copy Share Image
I thank God that America still has one party that reaches out their hands in love to lift up all of God's… — Rick Santorum Copy Share Image
Short stories amount for the most part to parlour tricks, party favours with built-in snappers, gadgets for including recognition and reversals — Howard Nemerov Copy Share Image
It's just impossible to ignore the activists in your party. These are the people who stuff the envelopes, and walk the precincts,… — Pat Robertson Copy Share Image
Korean children get a lot of fuss made over them, I guess because life was tough in the old country, and it… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I am a member of this body. Therefore, sir, I shall neither fawn nor cringe before any party, nor stoop to beg… — Henry McNeal Turner Copy Share Image
My family would try and trick us and I would come to a party and she would be there. When I tell… — Jeannie Mai Copy Share Image
If what you are claiming is true, I would have shouted it from the rooftops. I would have gone to the authorities,… — Alan Colmes Copy Share Image