There are certain things that cannot be adequately explained to a virgin either by words or pictures. — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
Drama was always clogging up the phone line. It's like that's what people call me for. — Andre Braugher Copy Share Image
I have this terrific make-up man. But he's expensive. I have to bring him in from Lourdes. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends Will steal it and yell: RUN LOSER RUN! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The one you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Though you have changed a thousand times, He has not changed once. — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helped you write them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The paintings are transferred from my computer to a disk, and I can hand it to the printer this way; or I… — Buffy Sainte-Marie Copy Share Image
If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I would not follow, I would be at the bottom to catch… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In one line of his poem he said good fences make good neighbors. I'd like to think that Alaska and British Columbia… — Dan Miller Copy Share Image
My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact,… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I think brilliant stuff comes out of working with limitations. One liners are very limiting, but that's what drew me to them… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I like letting takes play out, beginning to end. I don't like doing pick-ups of one line or another. I like letting… — Jason Winer Copy Share Image
I find the female tragedy of insecurity to be hilarious. We get obsessed over issues like the tiny skin tags on our… — Lake Bell Copy Share Image
Performance art is going to be the future. Plays on Broadway are so restricted. But performance art is like haikus, just one… — Yoko Ono Copy Share Image
Every job built my career in some way or made me grow as a person or I got to meet someone great.… — Milo Ventimiglia Copy Share Image
The fact that you have a policy of such consequence directly affecting millions of people and you have a legal question of… — Donald Verrilli Jr Copy Share Image
There's this moment sometimes, when you do a crossword puzzle and you have the one really long word. And once you get… — Craig Finn Copy Share Image
If you're sounding right, you're probably walking right, and vice versa. If you get the footwork right - if you get even… — Ian Mckellen Copy Share Image
H. L. Mencken told me once that he answered all his mail, pleasant and unpleasant, with just one line, 'You may be… — Clare Boothe Luce Copy Share Image
Jesus won't cut you off before you're through With him you won't never get a crossed line, And when your bill comes… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I'll tell you something. Once I was very fond of a poem by Emily Dickinson or somebody. I only remember one line… — Peter S. Beagle Copy Share Image
You exist someplace else, and when you can contact yourself in that other place, when you can open up a kind of… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image