“How did I get to be this old and still have to put up with so much crap?” — T.W. Lawless Copy Share Image
“There’s no accounting for the opinions of old ladies. They think everyone is cute.” — Shannon Wiersbitzky Copy Share Image
They say old people always come to Arizona, you know, to get recharged. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
A program that saves young people produces more welfare than one that saves old people. — Cass Sunstein Copy Share Image
“don’t underestimate old people. They’re treacherous and conniving” — Honor Raconteur Copy Share Image
Beautiful young people are works of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never post food on your Instagram. Nobody cares, and only old people do it. — Mary H.K. Choi Copy Share Image
I hate wedding.Old people would poke me and saying that you're next .They stopped when I started going up to themat funerals… — Vicky Alexis Copy Share Image
“Old people always exaggerate the danger and lawlessness of their youth, thought Cam, because their adult lives have become so boring.” — Wendy Wunder Copy Share Image
I'm a naturist at heart. I love being on beaches where everyone is naked. Ugly young people, beautiful old people, whatever. It's… — Helen Mirren Copy Share Image
I used to love to sit and listen to the old people talk about yesterday. There's a lot of good information there. — Curtis Mayfield Copy Share Image
It would be a good thing if young people were wise and old people were strong, but God has arranged things better. — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
Is it just me or does anyone else always smile at old people just to ease their mind that I'm not gonna… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The genius of the American system is that we have created extraordinary results from plain old people.” — Phil Gramm Copy Share Image
Develop your eccentricities while you are young. That way, when you get old, people won't think you're going gaga. — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
Any woman will tell you after the menopause, nobody whistle at her, well - that's just the beginning. As you get older… — Prue Leith Copy Share Image
I like old people when they have aged well. And old houses with an accumulation of sweet honest living in them are… — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
“The house stank; a stench all its own pervaded every corner. It was a threnody in the key of Cat minor, with… — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
I always had an affinity for older people. I had a job delivering newspapers, and one place I had to go was… — John Prine Copy Share Image
“Recently I've been dreaming of cursing old people with little provocation, because their culture has a long history of enslaving, raping, and… — Matthew Rohrer Copy Share Image
“Honor students -- black, white, or Asia Minor -- tended to be nicer. Maybe they were just as mean on the inside,… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
It is never too late to give up our prejudices. No way of thinking or doing, however, ancient, can be trusted without… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
My dream in growing up in the city of Detroit was to be Mayor. At the family picnics from the time I… — Kwame Kilpatrick Copy Share Image
“The question I've always had about this army of young people with seemingly endless career options who wind up in finance is:… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Granted, it's a long time ago, it's in the 1940s, and, granted, it's warfare that we hopefully will not conduct in a… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
“Eddie saw great things and near misses. Albert Einstein as a child, not quite struck by a run-away milk-wagon as he crossed… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Some people claimed that wisdom came with age, but Annie had never found that to be true. Look at all the old… — Emma Straub Copy Share Image
“Our culture teaches that sex is for the sexy, and the only way to be sexy is to be pretty. No wait--that's… — Vinnie Tesla Copy Share Image
“A child said What is the grass? fetching it to me with full hands; How could I answer the child? I do… — Walt Whitman Copy Share Image
“But the death machine had only sampled a vast new source of raw material: the civilians behind the lines. It had not… — Richard Rhodes Copy Share Image
“closed her computer. She felt herself breathing rapidly. I was going to be okay, she thought, if Lady Em had died in… — Mary Higgins Clark Copy Share Image
“wept, and in the wrinkles of old people. In the house of the Manchu Bannerman,” — Pearl S. Buck Copy Share Image
Anytime a child is born, the old people look in his face and ask him if he's the One. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
it is a triumph of life that old people lose their memories of inessential things... — Gabriel Garcia Marquez Copy Share Image
There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Most of the 20-30 year old people are tired of complaining than of working.” — Alin Sav Copy Share Image
“So long as our parents are alive, we are children. Then we become childish.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
