“I love how babies look like old people. I saw a baby the other day that looked exactly like my grandpa, only… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The paradox of life; everyone desire a fuller life. But no one wishes to increase in age.” — Lailah Gifty Akita Copy Share Image
“It’s a similarity I’ve noticed between little kids and old people—they’re both always so surprised when anyone actually treats them like humans.” — A.E. Kaplan Copy Share Image
“Who are the new people when you do meet them? They're the same old people in masks. There's nothing new about them… — Philip Roth Copy Share Image
there are no old people in California. Nobody ever gets a chance to grow old there. The climate won't let you. The… — Inez Haynes Irwin Copy Share Image
Pick up lines for old people: Grandpa: Hey baby, you better call life alert, cause Ive fallen for you and cant get… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know what I always say about basketball whenever anybody tried to tell me the Knicks are gonna be good: They're old.… — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
My own philosophy is if you're not having sex, you're finished. It separates the girls from the old people. — Helen Gurley Brown Copy Share Image
See?" he said, with an unholy amount of glee. "I hardly broke any laws at all. I should drive more often." "No.… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Power is not brute force and money; power is in your spirit. Power is in your soul. It is what your ancestors,… — Winona LaDuke Copy Share Image
“The spinster noticed that her mother, who had seemed not displeased to remark that Mme d’Arpajon was one of those tired old… — Marcel Proust Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter how old people are. It matters if they love each other and have fun with each other. It has… — Nina Hagen Copy Share Image
You see I thought love got easier over the years so it didn't hurt so bad when it hurt, or feel so… — Louise Erdrich Copy Share Image
In the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries, old people in America had prayed, "Please God, don't let me look poor." In… — Tom Wolfe Copy Share Image
I always had a standard of, back when I was doing the country music I always told people I would never record… — Ricky Skaggs Copy Share Image
I mean, that's another big surprise of the show, is that I see sixteen year old people who recognize me and they're… — Steve Burns Copy Share Image
“Aluminum occupies nearly ten percent of Earth’s crust yet was unknown to the ancients and unfamiliar to our great-grandparents. The element was… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
Pervs these days. cant even go into a store without a store employee having to tell me that this guy thinks I'm… — Patience Copy Share Image
I don’t think that anyone has really told (people) what design is. It doesn’t occur to most people that everything is designed--that… — Bill Moggridge Copy Share Image
Lean to be happy for your self, appreciate your smile, if you can listen to old people you will understand what happiness… — Juniorjk Copy Share Image
“Three passions, simple but overwhelmingly strong, have governed my life: the longing for love, the search for knowledge, and unbearable pity for… — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
I know the look of an apple that is roasting and sizzling on the hearth on a winter's evening, and I know… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“But Galen hasn’t been responsible in looking for road signs since this conversation first started. Even now, another exit-maybe theirs-zooms by them.… — Anna Banks Copy Share Image
“Sissy had two great failings. She was a great lover and a great mother. She had so much of tenderness in her,… — Betty Smith Copy Share Image
As long as cantankerous old people have existed, they have complained that kids nowadays don't seem to know anything. — Alexandra Petri Copy Share Image
“TOM Old people, though? Come on. We’re all gonna age. It’s … CARTER Not me. I hope I’m a goner before then.… — Neil LaBute Copy Share Image
I try not to be too profane around children or old people. Other than that, that's how I speak. — Paula Malcomson Copy Share Image
In one study, old people assigned to a geriatrics team stayed independent for far longer, and were admitted to the hospital less. — Atul Gawande Copy Share Image
When old people speak it is not because of the sweetness of words in our mouths; it is because we see something… — Chinua Achebe Copy Share Image
It seems that when you get to a certain age you almost give yourself permission to misbehave and say what you think.… — Julie Walters Copy Share Image
I think fear... tends to hold people back from really pursuing their dreams. Basically: LEAP! And the net will appear. — Bif Naked Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is different for old people. At this age I receive chocolates in boxes shaped like artificial hearts. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Nothing is more ridiculous in old people that were once good-looking, than to forget that they are not so still. — Francois de La Rochefoucauld Copy Share Image
“An old man with overalls walked by; I don't think old people should wear overalls; it makes them look like shrivelly toddlers.” — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
“Oh, Arthur, no one even sees you when you get old except for people who knew you when you were young.” — Elizabeth Berg Copy Share Image
My grandmother lived with us for a short time while I was a child. Old people tend to be slightly more eccentric… — Julie Walters Copy Share Image
People think you are an orphan when you are a child, and don't believe that old people can feel that they are… — Agnes Varda Copy Share Image
I like making films about old people because they are repositories of amazing stories that they tell well. And they're incredibly good… — Ian Hislop Copy Share Image
I've told people that I don't see myself living very long. That really upsets them, but I'm just being honest. — Michael Angelakos Copy Share Image
I'm going to have a special prosecutor. We're going to enforce the trade deals we have, and we're going to hold people… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
