There isn't any New Man. The New Man is the old man, only he whines more. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
The Senate is a body of old men charged with high duties and misdemeanors. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
John legend is a nickname that somebody started calling me a while ago and part of it is 'cos I sound like… — John Legend Copy Share Image
“The old man always used too much of everything, too many lemons, too much sugar, as if halfmeasures at anything were beneath… — William Gay Copy Share Image
The ancient God created the old man, capable of erring - thus he erred himself. — Yevgeny Zamyatin Copy Share Image
I might mess around, get my college degree. I bet my old man will be so proud of me but sorry pops,… — Bruno Mars Copy Share Image
It's going to hurt if I fall. I don't want to deal with that, I want to prove that it can be… — Dean Potter Copy Share Image
I can do lovers. I can do Sir Galahad types. I'm not going to limit myself in voice-overs to irascible old men. — Ed Asner Copy Share Image
With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Which is crueler, an old man's lost memories of a life lived, or a young man's lost memories of the life he… — Diane Ackerman Copy Share Image
Before I was ten I became critical of the anthropomorphic God as interpreted in the churches. I did not warm to One… — Miles Franklin Copy Share Image
My old man in the past, stuck me up without a mask. Then his cold dashed with my cash fast. Fifty G's… — Big L Copy Share Image
The old man laughed loud and joyously, shook up the details of his anatomy from head to foot, and ended by saying… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I like the idea of there being times when even words cost so much you used them sparingly. I have known a… — Ted Kooser Copy Share Image
People call me an 'old soul.' It's a nice way to say that I'm like an old man. When I was 3,… — Nick Jonas Copy Share Image
It is not mere chance that makes families speak of a child who is 'extraordinary for his age' and also of an… — Simone de Beauvoir Copy Share Image
“Jack turned red,"I kinda let a princess die." His grandfather groaned. "You do realize that's not a good thing to do, right?"… — James Riley Copy Share Image
“He looked at me like Lillian Gish coming out of a swoon. "Is this Bertie Wooster talking?" he said, pained. "Yes, it… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“The Fence or The Ambulance ‘Twas a dangerous cliff, as they freely confessed, Though to walk near its crest was so pleasant:… — Joseph Malines Copy Share Image
“An old man, Elias Caldwell, death already smothering his breast, tries to tell a child something of all he has learned, something… — Tillie Olsen Copy Share Image
If you want a peaceful place to dwell Cold Mountain is guaranteed forever A light wind blows softly in the pines The… — Hanshan Copy Share Image
“I at this writing am an old man, only three years short of my three score and ten. And they tell me… — Andy Thomson Copy Share Image
“Cigarettes to be fetched for me from the canteen,' said Rubashov. 'Have you got prison vouchers?' 'My money was taken from me… — Arthur Koestler Copy Share Image
“We are thankful to come here for rest, sir," said Jenny. "You see, you don't know what the rest of this place… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“Their lives were precarious and they knew it. They were trying their best to fit themselves into a country which would never… — Steven Runciman Copy Share Image
“In the corridor outside, a trolley squeaks by. The brigadier I knew has left his bombed-out face, leaving me alone with the… — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
I'm just a feeble old man but I represent the spirit of speaking out. — David Dellinger Copy Share Image
“She looked at his face. So old and wrinkled. So beautiful and just right.” — R.J. Lawrence Copy Share Image
