Next time she hurts your feelings don't come crying to me, I won't be there... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Keep my name out of your mouth, it's not a dick. Next time my name comes out of your mouth... Please choke… — Stephanie Copy Share Image
“Obviously we aren't to your standards. Maybe next time you should Google high dollar kayak tours for rich bitches.” — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
“God and Dean are synonyms. Save battery power. Choose one next time you text me. What do you want to have for… — L.J. Shen Copy Share Image
The next time you see one of those squirrels go near my putting green, take a gun and shoot it — Dwight D. Eisenhower Copy Share Image
Wait until next time," he warned. "I'll do things that'll make you lose control within seconds. — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
U say u not a hoe ...aiight, no doubt... next time ya say that be sure to wipe ya mouth — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always look at stuff as a learning curve, never negative. It's always a learning factor for what you do next time. — Callum Hudson-Odoi Copy Share Image
I get the Reese's candy bar. You look at that, there's an apostrophe-s there. That means the candy bar is his. I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
When people come and tell me I was terrific in this or that, I do not want to fall flat on my… — Geoffrey Rush Copy Share Image
“The next time, Mr. Potter, that you choose to escalate a contest rather than lose, you may lose all the stakes you… — Eliezer Yudkowsky Copy Share Image
My nightmare scenario is that the government saves Citibank once again, as well as the other banks, and business resumes as usual.… — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
“Making friends?” Tripp asked. “I’m a people person,” Adam said. “You know he’s the VP of the board, right?” “I must remember… — Harlan Coben Copy Share Image
Guys, the next time when someone tells you 'bros before hoes', tell them that the rule still stands, except that she's not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Consequently, it's so gratifying to then make a picture that's successful and gives you leverage to have better circumstances than you've ever… — Curtis Hanson Copy Share Image
My opinion changes rapidly - one minute I can think it is very good and the next time I look at it,… — Charles Gounod Copy Share Image
“But where are we going?" Glancing back at her,he smiled a wicked smile. "Westminster." "Westminster! Now? What about the Feast of the… — Michele Sinclair Copy Share Image
“Context is everything in both narrative and real life, and while the accusation is never that these creators deliberately set out to… — Foz Meadows Copy Share Image
The next time you face a customer who has every right to be upset, say something like this: 'I don't blame you… — H. Jackson Brown, Jr Copy Share Image
As a band, were always going to be evolving and changing. I really couldnt tell you where the music is going to… — Gym Class Heroes Copy Share Image
No long-term marriage is made easily, and there have been times when I've been so angry or so hurt that I thought… — Madeleine L'Engle Copy Share Image
“Go to sleep, dweller-baby. I’ll kill Elowin as soon as we find her.” He didn’t sound like he was kidding. Each word… — Jaymin Eve Copy Share Image
If you claim to love me, show me. If you love me please do not needlessly hurt me. I have been broken… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The next time I opened my eyes, I was in the morgue. This, all by itself, is enough to really ruin your… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“So how about this,” he said, focusing on the pan. “The next time we get the chance, you” — C.L. Stone Copy Share Image
First break up is like losing virginity, it may hurt again the next time but it will never again bleed. — Anurag Nauriyal Copy Share Image
The next time you experience a blackout, take some solace by looking at the sky. You will not recognize it. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
Happiness comes in moments, & then it's gone until the next time. Could be years. But sadness settles it. — Dennis Lehane Copy Share Image
Just you wait till I’m a vampire! I’m not going to be sitting on the sidelines next time. — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
The next time your core beliefs are challenged - try being curious instead of furious. — Randy Gage Copy Share Image
I told you once I told you twice, the next time I won't be so nice. — Jazmine Sullivan Copy Share Image
Kid - the next time I say, 'Let's go someplace like Bolivia,' let's go someplace like Bolivia. — Butch Cassidy Copy Share Image
There is no point in being angry at yourself for a mistake unless you combine it with a resolve to do better… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The next time someone is critical of you, just take a moment to consider their life. Then smile to yourself. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
“Mental note to self: Next time make sure we're both naked before I piss her off. Javier” — Eve Langlais Copy Share Image
Next time your crying on the bathroom floor..Check the tile, god's got a nice floor. — The Forgotten Copy Share Image
Dont ever interrupt me again. And next time you do, show me the proper respect. — Randy Orton Copy Share Image
Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? — Helen Hunt Jackson Copy Share Image
“My love knows no destination and has no end; the only boundary, to me, is the next time we meet.” — OshikOchi no Mitsune Copy Share Image
