My sons love LeBron more than they love me. I'm just a little jealous about it. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
“Y’all reporters like my quotes, don’t you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.” — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
It's a different role for me, playing with the great Dwyane Wade. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
They say old people always come to Arizona, you know, to get recharged. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
There's no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I told my wife the other day, I'm the Halle Berry of the NBA. Everybody wants this, baby. Everybody wants me. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I'm going to say, 'ouch.' If I pinch your right nipple,… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
It gets bigger every time you go over. In China, there was Yao Ming stuff everywhere. I'm just fortunate to have a… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I was really upset. I felt like they tried to limit me, whoever 'they' may be. So I just said to myself… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
They are that same group, but I've got my own rivalristic problems. Is that a word, rivalristic? I've got my own rivalristic… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I came here with the perfect chemist's perception. The formula they had was perfect and any added ingredient could make it go… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I know that this is sport first and business second, and people have to do what's right for them. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
The problem with kids these days is they don't have enough fun stuff to do. When I was stationed with my family… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I think the new ball is terrible. It's the worst decision some expert, whoever did it, made. It's terrible. It's like touching… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
The NBA's been around how long? A hundred years? Fifty years? So to change it now, whoever that person is needs his… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I would love an extension, who wouldn't? If they offer me a $35 million-a-year extension, I'll sign it right now. I won't… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
You know what's crazy about Yao? He speaks perfect English. A lot of people don't know that. Perfect English. When I was… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
One time, I put up 40, 50 points dunking on Shawn Bradley. After the game, he brought his family over. He was… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Everything is done out of respect, whether it's a cheer or a boo. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I think it was 89.2% cheers and 11.8% boos, but I'm used to that. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Dampier is soft. Quote it, underline it, tape it and send it to him. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don't ask dumb questions. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Alvin's the coach. We must be the Clippers. And I must be Olowokandi. Nooooo! — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. You all should be spanked for this. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
The day I stopped worrying about stats is the day I started winning — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I told Leonard, in the immortal words of Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible 2, 'I'm going on vacation. If I tell you… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we're… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
And if the big dog ain't me, then the house won't get guarded - period. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
I told our guys they must not have cable because Antoine Walker knows how to play, Derek Anderson can play, Shandon Anderson knows how… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
I was really upset. I felt like they tried to limit me, whoever 'they' may be. So I just said to myself third quarter… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
I'm still the baddest expletive in the world. Yeah, I'm getting older, but Kareem got older. Hakeem got older. I don't need Earthlings' respect.… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Write this: Since my boy is the coach, I'm going to try out for the Dolphins next year. Tight end. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Everybody talks about being a role model. But if you look up the word 'role' in a dictionary, it describes playing a part. Everything… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger). — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Enunciation, diction, all that stuff. None of that is in my personality. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
I told Leonard, in the immortal words of Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible 2, 'I'm going on vacation. If I tell you where I'm… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Stats don't matter. I care about winning, not stats. If I score 0 points and we win I'm happy. If I score 50, 60… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
