Though the man above might say hello, expect no love from the beast below — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
If you take most men aside when their wives are pregnant, most men are pretty frightened and worried and faintly disgusted by… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
When man invented fire, he didn't say, "Hey, let's cook." He said, "Great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark. — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
I like that Helen Mirren has been saying the next doctor should be a woman. I would like to go on record… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
There’s this issue you’re not allowed to discuss: that women are needy. Men can go for longer, more happily, without women. That’s… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
When writing comedy, you have to have the confidence to believe that there is only one type of relationship in the world,… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
I'll be a story in your head. That's okay. We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
Madame Kovarian: The anger of a good man is not a problem. Good men have too many rules. The Doctor: Good men… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
Demons run when a good man goes to war Night will fall and drown the sun When a good man goes to… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
The story of Sherlock Holmes, on the surface, is about detection, but in reality, it's about the best of two men who… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful — and then you actually talk with them, and five minutes later they're… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
Well, the world is vastly counted in favour of men at every level - except if you live in a civilised country… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
I like naked women. I'm a bloke. I'm supposed to like them. We're born like that. We like naked women as soon… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
I stole your childhood and now I’ve led you by the hand to your death. But the worst thing is, I knew.… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
You take this cold, remarkable, difficult, dangerous, borderline psychopath man, and you wonder what might have happened to him had he not… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
Like most writers, I write about what has happened to me as that involves the minimum amount of research. — Steven Moffat Copy Share
“I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.” — Steven Moffat Copy Share
The Doctor: This is bad, I don't like this. [kicks console and yells in pain] Never use force, you just embarrass yourself. Unless you're… — Steven Moffat Copy Share
Don't play games with me! You just killed someone I like, that is not a safe place to stand! I'm the Doctor, and you're… — Steven Moffat Copy Share
The universe is big, its vast and complicated, and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles. And… — Steven Moffat Copy Share
Rose: Look at you, beaming away like you're Father Christmas! The Doctor: Who says I'm not, red-bicycle-when-you-were-twelve? Rose: [shocked] What? The Doctor: And everybody… — Steven Moffat Copy Share
River Song? Amy Pond? Hardly weak women. It's the exact opposite. You could accuse me of having a fetish for powerful, sexy women who… — Steven Moffat Copy Share
Peter Capaldi and Jenna Coleman are back in Cardiff, back in the box, and back in action - for one of our scariest adventures… — Steven Moffat Copy Share
Madge: I don't know why I keep shouting at them. The Doctor: Because every time you see them happy you remember how sad they're… — Steven Moffat Copy Share
The Doctor: 'You know when grown-ups tell you everything's going to be fine, but you really think they're lying to make you feel better?'… — Steven Moffat Copy Share
“Hello, old friend. And here we are. You and me, on the last page. By the time you read these words, Rory and I… — Steven Moffat Copy Share
“Rory: Amy. I'm gonna need a little help here. Amy: Just stop it! Rory: Just think it through, this will work. This will kill… — Steven Moffat Copy Share
