My breasts are so low now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't talk to me about people who are 'nice' cause I have spent my whole life in ruins because of people who… — Steven Morrissey Copy Share Image
[Sigmund Freud] just made people feel so neurotic about their lives. I mean, if you dreamt about a lampshade, it meant you… — Steven Morrissey Copy Share Image
Tasting a dish should be memorable If nothing remains in the memory of a single guest, then I have made a mistake. — Alain Ducasse Copy Share Image
“Story, because it is relatable, memorable and often unobtrusive, can help us to see through new eyes.” — Cindee Snider Re Copy Share Image
Over the last several days, we have heard from members of Congress who want their voices to be heard. I absolutely agree. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
My most memorable job was on a lobster boat. I was a pretty strong kid, and they just needed someone who could… — Mark Kurlansky Copy Share Image
The basic discovery about any people is the discovery of the relationship between its men and its women. — Pearl S. Buck Copy Share Image
Noncooks think it's silly to invest two hours' work in two minutes' enjoyment; but if cooking is evanescent, so is the ballet. — Julia Child Copy Share Image
The first listen is very important to me. Half of my favorite records just hit you in the face immediately with something… — Derek E. Miller Copy Share Image
There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
The Iraq war that I signed up for was launched on false premises. The American people were misled. Now, whether that was… — Edward Snowden Copy Share Image
You can make a thousand promises to yourself that you'll take that same fantastic love and give it to someone else, but… — Corey Taylor Copy Share Image
One of the most memorable moments was when I first saw earth because I had seen many pictures, many videos of earth… — Anousheh Ansari Copy Share Image
What I remember about the experience is that if you went to go see 'Born On The Fourth Of July' and you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love 'Gabriel Knight' and will always be proud of it. Despite the fact that I've done many other things, it seems… — Jane Jensen Copy Share Image
I didn't write my speech until the night before, and even then I refused to write it out like I would say… — Corey Taylor Copy Share Image
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. — Joan Baez Copy Share Image
This England never did, nor never shall, Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I feel within me a peace above all earthly dignities, a still and quiet conscience. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
If we are a good team and know what we want to do, one of us can defeat ten of them. — Jack Ma Copy Share Image
“My mum always said if you can’t say something nice, say something memorable.” — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
Work hard. Believe in yourself. It's not the publicity that sells the clothes, it's the woman. — Oscar de la Renta Copy Share Image
Doing nothing gives me great pleasure. And believe me, I succeed wonderfully in it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will be correspondent to command, And do my spiriting gently. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“It is hard to forget that which it is worse than useless to remember.” — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
“…the consequences of sex are often more memorable than the act itself.” — John Irving Copy Share Image
If you want to create a memorable company, you have to fill your company with memorable people. — Bill Taylor Copy Share Image
Thou shalt be both the plaintiff and the judge of thine own cause. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
It's always the wacko birds on right and left that get the media megaphone. — John McCain Copy Share Image
Life seems to speed up as we get older because life gets less memorable as we get older. — Joshua Foer Copy Share Image