I famously love sleeping - I once slept for 30 hours in a row, only breaking for food and to go to… — Tim Key Copy Share Image
I do love AA Milne. And I'm not really into poetry. Not including my own - I love my own. But mine's… — Tim Key Copy Share Image
I love 'Nuts in May.' A simple tale about a couple of well-meaning campers, determined to have a nice time in the… — Tim Key Copy Share Image
I really like baths so I've invented a show which is almost all about baths but told in a comical way. I… — Tim Key Copy Share Image
I think Michael McIntyre is great. I find it perplexing when people criticise him. He is standing up in front of 20,000… — Tim Key Copy Share Image
Poets love me. They embrace me. Actually, I don't really know many poets. But I used to go to a lot of… — Tim Key Copy Share Image
Ever since I was able to consume entertainment, radio has been one of the main things I've devoured. — Tim Key Copy Share
If I'm writing a radio thing that's narrative, it's quite nice to stop for an hour and write a load of garbage that I… — Tim Key Copy Share
The bath, for me, was always a place to relax, to retreat from the hell of modern-day life. A sanctuary. — Tim Key Copy Share
Doing a new show is just so much pressure. I saw a magazine with my face on the cover and the question 'Is this… — Tim Key Copy Share
When I write poetry, I write in torrents. I have no interest in quality or finesse, only in quantity and waste. Scribble and discard,… — Tim Key Copy Share
My ideal Friday night is spent playing scrabble in my local in Kentish Town with a goon called Lenny. After I've won a couple… — Tim Key Copy Share
I try to write jokes but when I've written about four I run out. Writing my show is a very lonely place. — Tim Key Copy Share
I delivered dartboards to pubs. That wasn't when I knew I wanted to be a poet, but it was when I knew I did… — Tim Key Copy Share
I don't have an inflated opinion of how much artistic merit the poems I do have. — Tim Key Copy Share
