I've never made a secret of the fact that I love watching telly. I write this column about it and have made… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
Sorry, I love the internet. Since I got my cats, I don't look at clips so much. Like a teenage boy with… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
An audience not laughing is nothing when your husband's just told you he doesn't love you any more. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
One thing I love and miss when I'm on the road is company when sitting in front of the box. I love… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I'd hate to live where people knew my history. I love familiarity on holiday but not at home, as I'm sure my… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
It's best, I think, to treat stand-up comedy on the telly like tapas: small tasters of something you'd love a proper plate… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I'm a huge fan of 'Glee'. Every episode I watch makes me that much happier, and I think it should be obligatory… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
And you can be in real danger of judging people based on their reactions to what you love. If I recommend 'Modern… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
Phillip Schofield has always been my primary crush. Sure, I danced in front of the telly when Shakin' Stevens was on Top… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
A place I've been a fair few times is the Lake District. It has the edge on Paris in that it's ace.… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I only started driving lessons because of comedy - before that, there's be no need. There was a bus from where I lived to… — Sarah Millican Copy Share
I try to cover three food groups at breakfast. I see that as a licence to eat rubbish for the rest of the day.… — Sarah Millican Copy Share
People always say that you shouldn't read reviews at all, or if you do then believe both the good and the bad ones. I… — Sarah Millican Copy Share
My sister tells people that we're all funny in our family, but I'm the only one who gets paid for it. — Sarah Millican Copy Share
The way it works in my family is as follows: they first loosen their grip at 16 when you are encouraged to get a… — Sarah Millican Copy Share
You can't nap with just anyone. It's weird. I can honestly say I've only napped with six people. — Sarah Millican Copy Share
I'm always a bit late, but I don't mind that, because it means that whoever I'm meeting is already there. — Sarah Millican Copy Share
I think life is full of moments. And it's important to remember those moments. Take a mental snapshot if you can. For me, they… — Sarah Millican Copy Share
I don't have a telly in my bedroom. I think the bedroom should be saved for more appropriate things, like sleeping, eating biscuits, sorting… — Sarah Millican Copy Share
I am a comedian. You may or may not find me funny, but the fact remains, that I am a comedian. — Sarah Millican Copy Share
One thing Aussie telly does well is slightly different versions of programmes we've made. The trailers for 'Celebrity Splash' prove they don't just pick… — Sarah Millican Copy Share
We all need a big cushiony telly show to fall back on. Like the pair of slippers after you unexpectedly went Christmas shopping in… — Sarah Millican Copy Share
A place I've been a fair few times is the Lake District. It has the edge on Paris in that it's ace. It's the… — Sarah Millican Copy Share
“I tried to think of what a tabloid newspaper might call my book and came up with ‘Cakey Cakey Fat Cunt’.” — Sarah Millican Copy Share
