I'm sure if you could survey the unborn they would prefer the chance for life over the options of solar power. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
A troll's life is a no-physical-contact existence. You will die alone, as you die daily, online. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
“The point of cool is to erase your ability to say no. Saying yes buys you cool cachet, but it always ruins… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I spent my teens in northern California listening to KALX, KUSF, and KFJC, finding people that changed my life. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
By silencing speech, the new Left makes life more dangerous by leaving violence as the only option. Maybe that's what they want. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
You should just go, go to work, work hard, be a perfectionist, be a workhorse. If you work 10 years straight, you'll… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
Ideas are things that happen at any time because you're constantly thinking and evaluating life as if it were an eternally unsolvable… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
Delayed gratification is the one thing we ignore these days. And if you delay it, it becomes more pleasurable later in life. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
As foreign attacks increase, it's easy to treat them like bad weather happening somewhere else. It's what we read over breakfast. But… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
Planned Parenthood's entire existence is basically based on keeping people in the dark through euphemism. You don't call it genocide, you call… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
The Islamophobia phobes, (ph) the writers and the editors and the talking heads who deny an existence of evil while blaming those… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
If you throw the baby away, that's garbage. But no, the heart's precious. You could get something, you could save a life.… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
“But for the rest of us, cool has a shelf life. If you’re a quarterback in high school, you’re cool. But ten… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
What begins as a Utopian vision, always - always - ends in bloodshed. Because you have to force a utopia on a free people.… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share
“Politics is way cool, as long as it’s progressive. Conservatives by nature hate politics and politicians.” — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share
I haven't used that word since I was 7 years old. I don't understand Donald Trump. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share
I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share
At a certain point, we need to figure out how to reward those who choose a path that offers, often, almost no reward. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share
There's always something heroic and romantic about taking a stand against the powers that be. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share
How odd that the proponents of free expression think 'free' only applies to them. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share
You can't get more racist than hating black conservatives just because they're black. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share
When one becomes a liberal, he or she pretends to advocate tolerance, equality and peace, but hilariously, they’re doing so for purely selfish reasons.… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share
I have to say that Adam Levine is truly a daring young man to go on Twitter to bash Fox News. He's so rebellious,… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share
Actors seem brave and unpredictable, but they're spontaneous as a tax return. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share
Al Gore completely lied about climate change in an effort to make a lot of money. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share
