I like when people give up chocolate for Lent. Ooh, just like being nailed to a cross. — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
Let's celebrate the end of Lent by doing everything we pretended to give up for Lent. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your Valentine's Day be full of all the sinful things people are giving up for Lent. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
Remember that your children are not your own, but are lent to you by the Creator. — Native American Proverb Copy Share Image
I'm going to give up TV for Lent except for all the programming I recorded before Lent. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My imaginary girlfriend's giving up sex for Lent. Palm Sunday's taking on a whole new meaning for me. — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share Image
The better sort of Ishmaelites have been Christian for many centuries and will not publicly eat human flesh uncooked in Lent, without… — Evelyn Waugh Copy Share Image
During the season of Lent which begins today, we renew our commitment to the path of conversion, making more room for God… — Pope Benedict XVI Copy Share Image
God will make a way where there seems to be no way. He works in ways we cannot see. He will make… — Innah Delos Angeles Copy Share Image
“Last chance to get out and live a normal life,” he said. “Are you kidding? I gave that up for Lent,” she… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
Lent stimulates us to let the Word of God penetrate our life and in this way to know the fundamental truth: who… — Pope Benedict XVI Copy Share Image
No man can live for himself alone no one died for itself only we all have a responsibility to each other We… — Innah Delos Angeles Copy Share Image
Holy Saturday is a day of loss, but also a day of quiet hope. "For you will not leave my soul among… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our children are only ever lent to us. We never know how long we will be able to keep them for. So… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Self-denial means knowing only Christ, and no longer oneself. It means seeing only Christ, who goes ahead of us, and no longer… — Dietrich Bonhoeffer Copy Share Image
Lent is the time of our lives where we are most especially called to reflect on our own lives and ask ourselves,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the biggest wake-up calls of my career was when I saw a record contract. I said, 'Wait - you sell… — Trent Reznor Copy Share Image
Holy Saturday is the time to remember family and the faithful who have died as we await the Resurrection, or to honour… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The celebration of Lent, in the context of the Year of Faith, offers us a valuable opportunity to meditate on the relationship… — Pope Benedict XVI Copy Share Image
Lent is the time for trimming the soul and scrapping the sludge off a life turned slipshod. Lent is about taking stock… — Joan D. Chittister Copy Share Image
Now, many public libraries want to lend e-books, not simply to patrons who come in to download, but to anybody with a… — Scott Turow Copy Share Image
On this Holy Saturday, the final day of Lent, let our faith be made stronger; let us be more assured that sin… — Archbishop Cranmer Copy Share Image
Let's resume everything we gave up for Lent without any new found spiritual insights. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's resume everything we gave up for Lent without any newfound spiritual insights. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lent is a time of grace, a time to convert and live out our baptism fully. — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
By Jove the stranger and the poor are sent, and what to those we give, to Jove is lent. — Homer Copy Share Image
I lift my restraining order against sobriety for 40 days each Lent. I miss you alcohol. — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share Image
A guilty suffering spirit is more open to grace than an apathetic or smug soul. — Edna Hong Copy Share Image
You may as well wait 40 more days to call me because I'm giving up flaky guys for Lent. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I get so bummed when I have to return the clothes I'm lent. It's easy to feel so special, but like Cinderella,… — Morgan Saylor Copy Share Image
Humanity, morality, decency, might be forgotten, but codfish must still be had for the use of the faithful in Lent and on… — Francis Parkman Copy Share Image
Though neither of us has entered a church in years, I propose we leave work to spend six minutes getting ashes on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People die, we must accept these as some sort of miracle of Jesus. Jesus is special, and so is lie. So if… — Innah Delos Angeles Copy Share Image
This Lent, I'm giving up fantasizing about all the things I was going to buy with the Christmas bonus I never got. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So I won't give up alcohol, boys, being judgmental or sarcasm but I'll definitely give up drunk texting for Lent. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Christianity, said Erasmus, has been made to consist not in loving one’s neighbor but in abstaining from butter and cheese during Lent.” — Roland H. Bainton Copy Share Image
