'Do not machine wash or tumble dry.' really means I will never wash this ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate the idea of being inspired by something and having a short attention span. So many good ideas just dissolve due… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People who are too lazy to look for the truth have no right to blame the person who lies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I try to study.i just always end up laying on my bed doing some random things :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's nothing more comfortable than sleeping while someone else gets ready for work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever there is a hard job to be done I assign it to a lazy man; he is sure to find an… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't believe it's 2012 and there is still no fold button on my dryer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter, like watching TV, and taking naps! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That facial expression you make when you got paired with the laziest f*cker in class. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was going to do something today but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of cleaning my house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders. Now I don't feel so bad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't imagine what a pleasure this complete laziness is to me: not a thought in my brain- you might send a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What I thought I was going to do over the summer: hang with friends, have a party, go swimming, go to the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A lot of people say that people can't change. I think they're wrong. My theory is: People can change, it's just easier… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im too lazy too be fake. Being real takes alot less effort, I dont have to do anything besides be myself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
