I will do anything humanly possible to reach the remote without getting up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The worst mistake a writer can make is to assume everyone has an imagination.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure 'Saturday' is Latin for 'The day Zero Fucks were given.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That 'Aww crap!' moment when your mom is almost home and you look around and haven't done anything she told you to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Staring at something you just dropped and wondering if you should pick it up or leave it and go on with your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone can do it then, let him do it. If no one can do it then, how the hell I am… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you're lazy when your computer asks you, 'The file asfsyegdjf already exist, would you like to replace it?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The real problem America is facing is not the global warming but the global laziness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laziness is the mother of all bad habits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is not the dream of what you're feeling laziness, if not, the sleep of exhaustion. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If there was an award for laziness I'd probably send somebody else to pick it up for me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Damn, I forgot to go to the gym yesterday! That's 10 years in a row now... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No man is called a lazy man he is not doing anything; rather because his activities do not produce appreciated ends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is funny how people say they miss you, but do not even make an effort to even see you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do not feel sorry for the bad luck of people, because behind everyones misery is their own stupidity and laziness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The world is moving so fast. There is absolutely no room for laziness or for resting on your laurels. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laziness is an easy solution to one of many simple things in life. But before we got elevators, everyone took the stairs.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laziness pays off overnight however hard work pays off through out your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of doing my homework; I like to stay on the computer and worry about how much homework I have to do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thinking of you , I stay Up Late Every Night and Realize It's A Bad Idea Every Morning. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Baby grind on me , relax your mind , take your time on me , slow grinding . ~ Pretty Ricky ð — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm that type of person that wants to get good grades, but doesn't want to study. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Three reasons you should stand up: to stretch, you need to go somewhere, or you are the real slim shady. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, the only thing that can make your lazy butt get up is when your laptop says 10% Battery Remaining. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are lazy, you will fail. Laziness will always overshadow your true potential. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of cleaning my house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders. Now I don't feel so bad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't imagine what a pleasure this complete laziness is to me: not a thought in my brain- you might send a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
