Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. — Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr Copy Share Image
“We broke up in eighth grade when Tara-Mae Forrester offered to let me touch her boobs. And I did.” — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
The way things are going the faces on next year's bubble-gum cards will be lawyers. — Reggie Jackson Copy Share Image
The opinion of all lawyers, the unanimous cry of the nation, and the good of the state, are in themselves a law. — Voltaire Copy Share Image
There are no funny lawyers - only funny people who made a career mistake. — Robert J. White Copy Share Image
We've met so many people you'd never even suspect of being Slayer fans: suits, lawyers, and people like that. — Jeff Hanneman Copy Share Image
There has been a great proliferation of lawyers in the pat 20 years, just as there has been a proliferation of computers.… — Edward Burns Copy Share Image
I am being embezzled by a monstrous ring of accountants, estate planners and lawyers who are mercilessly slandering me and trying to… — Randy Quaid Copy Share Image
Lawyers have rendered immense sacrifices for the restoration of democracy and free judiciary, and their role in this regard cannot be ignored. — Shehbaz Sharif Copy Share Image
“What most people don’t understand about lawyers is that they’re all scared shitless to actually fight with one another.” — Oscar Zeta Acosta Copy Share Image
Lawyers belong to the people by birth and interest, and to the aristocracy by habit and taste; they may be looked upon… — Alexis de Tocqueville Copy Share Image
We lawyers are always curious, always inquisitive, always picking up odds and ends for our patchwork minds, since there is no knowing… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
No wonder lawyers, who control the legal system, have fought so hard, and with great success, against "no fault" insurance. No fault,… — Andrew Tobias Copy Share Image
Probably because I'm bald. Don't the bald people always play doctors and principals? Yeah, isn't that funny? And lawyers. A lot of… — Jeffrey Tambor Copy Share Image
I'm too young to play lawyers. But I've been really lucky because I never got labeled. I never did the John Hughes… — Winona Ryder Copy Share Image
Lawyers should be chosen because they can demonstrate a history rich in human traits, the ability to care, the courage to fight,… — Gerry Spence Copy Share Image
When I ask people what they think of when they hear the term 'cerebral palsy,' I usually get one of two responses.… — Maysoon Zayid Copy Share Image
At its core, bitcoin is a smart currency designed by very forward-thinking engineers. It eliminates the need for banks, gets rid of… — Peter Diamandis Copy Share Image
“The other members of the legal fraternity especially the court officers/lawyers should be encouraged to aid in interpretation of statutes by handing… — Henrietta Newton Martin Copy Share Image
“I asked Hillary why she had chosen Yale Law School over Harvard. She laughed and said, "Harvard didn't want me." I said… — Alan Dershowitz Copy Share Image
After 'Entourage,' it completely opened up my casting within the industry. People saw me for a lot of roles that I hadn't… — Autumn Reeser Copy Share Image
Last century we needed lawyers; this century we need big, broad coalitions. When extremists decide to attack all our communities, they must… — Benjamin Todd Jealous Copy Share Image
