I completely understand why a businessman would fire me from 'Saturday Night Live'. Because he was seeing Jay Leno kill 10 minutes… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
The men loved jokes, though they had heard each one before. Jack's manner was persuasive; few of them had seen the old… — Sebastian Faulks Copy Share Image
Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts, But their a pain in the a-s-s At the same time… — Myothersweetangel199 Copy Share Image
“Why did you laugh right before you lost consciousness.” “Death’s an adventure. I lived big. Rigor mortis makes your face stick. So,… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
I teach you joy, not sadness. I teach you playfulness, not seriousness. I teach you love and laughter, because to me there… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
As an example of just how useless these philosophers are for any practice in life there is Socrates himself, the one and… — Desiderius Erasmus Copy Share Image
“Did you bite someone?' Jack enquired. 'I laughed at people, which is much worse. My laughter has sharper teeth than any dog.… — Isobelle Carmody Copy Share Image
“You shine like the sun and you move like water. Your eyes are the perfect mix of gray and brown, like fog… — M. Leighton Copy Share Image
“Reth had the nerve to laugh, the silver bell sound disappearing into the voice around us. “Fortunately for me you have never… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
Ama wipes her hands on her apron, looks up at our old roof with new eyes, and lifts the baby from his… — Patricia McCormick Copy Share Image
Naming me 'Twinkle' was a foolproof way of making sure that I would get teased throughout my life, have immigration officers at… — Twinkle Khanna Copy Share Image
“If there is no laughter, Jesus has gone somewhere else. If there is no joy and freedom, it is not a church:… — Steve Brown Copy Share Image
Make for the children an evening of happiness in a world of storm. Let the children have their night of fun and… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
Close friends are truly life's treasures. Sometimes they know us better than we know ourselves. With gentle honesty, they are there to… — Vincent Van Gogh Copy Share Image
“We laughed again. We couldn’t stop. I wondered what it was we were laughing about. Was it just our names? Were we… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He went out with a variety of women, slept with some of them, hated the whole meaningless process. Drinks, dinners, plays and… — Ken Grimwood Copy Share Image
Laughter, while it lasts, slackens and unbraces the mind, weakens the faculties and causes a kind of remissness and dissolution in all… — Malcolm De Chazal Copy Share Image
A clever conjurer is welcome anywhere, and those of us whose powers of entertainment are limited to the setting of booby-traps or… — A. A. Milne Copy Share Image
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Pain is a byproduct of life. That’s the truth. Life sometimes sucks. That’s true for everyone. But if you don’t face the… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Suffering is an oxymoron. There is unfathomable peace and satisfaction in suffering for Christ. It is as though you have searched endlessly… — Ted Dekker Copy Share Image
“...the presence of others has become even more intolerable to me, their conversation most of all. Oh, how it all annoys and… — Jean Lorrain Copy Share Image
When we were on the bus doing the Mr. Show Hooray for America Tour there was a lot of laughter and a… — David Cross Copy Share Image
Although I have always loved the noise of laughter, I really can't fear the coming of quiet. As for funerals, I rather… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
I guess you never know what's going to come at you in life, but the answer is never to crawl into a… — Lindsey Stirling Copy Share Image
If all the skies were sunshine Our faces would be fain To feel once more upon them The cooling splash of rain.… — Henry Van Dyke Copy Share Image
I will remember all the laughter as we go our separate ways, but there's so much we're still earning and we cannot… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We’re your friends,” said Bridget. “And we’re worried about you,”said Pepe. “I’m fine.” Then I mean to laugh a silly, carefree kind… — Megan McCafferty Copy Share Image
“Even infants seem to use laughter intentionally, to communicate their emotional state to their interaction partners. Provine describes the “duet” that takes… — Kevin Simler Copy Share Image
“Hysterical laughter. Why did he keep hearing hysterical laughter? Fearghus opened one eye to stare at his two siblings. The were practically… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
I may be mistaken but it seems to me that a man may be judged by his laugh, and that if at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not all bad. Heightened self-consciousness, apartness, an inability to join in, physical shame and self-loathingthey are not all bad. Those devils… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
I have known sorrow - therefore I May laugh with you, O friend, more merrily Than those who never sorrowed upon earth… — Theodosia Garrison Copy Share Image
laughter, that distinctively human emotion, laughter which springs from trust in the other, from willingness to put oneself momentarily in the other's… — Margaret Mead Copy Share Image
Now my playmates never failed to wink and smile mockingly at me when one of them called 'Man flies!' for at the… — Alberto Santos-Dumont Copy Share Image
“She laughed. He was right. Her laughter was enchanting. So, too, the sparkle in her eyes as she glanced at him. He'd… — Karen Ranney Copy Share Image
A precious place is Paradise and none may know its worth, But Eden ever longeth for the knicknacks of the earth. The… — Nathalia Crane Copy Share Image
Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship to formula. Laughter… — Louis Orr Copy Share Image
The culture of the United States has flooded the world. It's the inevitable result of a powerful culture, art. We've got an… — Arthur Miller Copy Share Image
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