In 1847 I gave an address at Newton, Mass., before a Teachers' Institute conducted by Horace Mann. My subject was grasshoppers. I… — Louis Agassiz Copy Share Image
Dark humor appealed to me because it was a bigger laugh than you could get with anything else. Seeing people laugh at… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
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The fountain of youth [for me], let’s see…I guess it’s exercise, healthy diet, lots of water, lots of laughter, lots of sex—yes,… — Cameron Diaz Copy Share Image
I am an absurd idealist. But I believe that all that must come true. For, unless it comes true, the world will… — Leslie Charteris Copy Share Image
“I stumbled out from under the archway on to the sprawling green. The sun blinded me and I wanted to punch it… — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts- because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting... I… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
“A laugh jumps out of my mouth, surprising me. I can’t even remember the last time I laughed and it puts me… — Nyrae Dawn Copy Share Image
The great conductor is always a despot by temperament and intractable in his ways. ... The artist is obliged to keep his… — Nadia Boulanger Copy Share Image
I did this movie called 'Their Eyes Were Watching God,' and I was an extra, and it was a movie that Oprah… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
“Pete roars with laughter and asks if Hodges knows what the blond said when she opened the box of Cheerios. Hodges says… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
The one thing I think I've noticed about shows that are supposed to be funny on television is that they've sort of… — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
“Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?” No-one in the class knew the answer, but someone yelled out, “that joke… — Kate Cullen Copy Share Image
“I used to wait for a sign, she said, before I did anything. Then one night I had a dream & an… — Brian Andreas Copy Share Image
Somebody who opposes Trump is wound so tight, they're not funny people anyway, that they don't get his humor. They really believe… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
One aspect of play is the importance of laughter, which has physiological and psychological benefits. Did you know that there are thousands… — Daniel H. Pink Copy Share Image
“But laugh?" He pressed the flat of his hand against my stomach. "Here lives laugh." He ran his finger straight up to… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
Humor is widely used by Indians to deal with life. Indian gatherings are marked by laughter and jokes, many directed at the… — Paula Gunn Allen Copy Share Image
“Wanna trade?" (Puck) ..."Can't you take anything seriously?" (Ash) "I am serious! Duck." I ducked as a dagger flew overhead, barely missing… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
Some of my most vivid childhood memories involve cards: loud, energetic, often brutally competitive games of racing demon, played at high speed… — Julia Hartley-Brewer Copy Share Image
You can laugh at somebody because they are innocent, and because they are naive or they are about to walk into a… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I was saying on the air: "Victorino used the Twitter and he sent a twit to tell the fans he was coming."… — Vin Scully Copy Share Image
I have a pretty diverse audience, and that makes me happy - laughter is universal, and I don't differentiate between people at… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
“And then he began to laugh in a peculiar way of his own which was both violent and soundless. His heavy reclining… — Mervyn Peake Copy Share Image
Lonely people have enthusiasms which cannot always be explained. When something strikes them as funny, the intensity and length of their laughter… — Mark Helprin Copy Share Image
The pleasures of love are pains that become desirable, where sweetness and torment blend, and so love is voluntary insanity, infernal paradise,… — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
For my first show at 'SNL', I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn't getting any laughs. This… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
When you're coming up with new material, it's not always gonna be good. The only way to learn is for it not… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“You think it’s funny?” Shay said with annoyance. “Yes.” Her friend paused to get her laughter under control. “I’m sorry. It’s just… — Lindsey Brookes Copy Share Image
Your first duty is to be humane. Love childhood. Look with friendly eyes on its games, its pleasures, its amiable dispositions. Which… — Jean-Jacques Rousseau Copy Share Image
Sunsets are loved because they vanish. Flowers are loved because they go. The dogs of the field and the cats of the… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
“Why were things funny? Was God laughing at us? Or was laughter the dispensation of God? Maybe laughter itself was Godlike. When… — Richard Tillotson Copy Share Image
Yesterday is over and a new day is here make what you can count. Make your kids laugh, spend time with your… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Carol Burnett probably had the biggest influence on me as kid. Although I was very young and watched her a lot in… — Christine Lakin Copy Share Image
“He frowned. She laughed. He brightened. She pouted. He grinned. She flinched. Come on: we don’t do that. Except when we’re pretending.… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
Over the long term, the eclipse rate of great civilizations being overtaken is 100%. So you know how it's going to end.… — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
“There was a burst of laughter so sudden Miri jumped to her feet in alarm. Bena and Liana had pushed Peder out… — Shannon Hale Copy Share Image
“It must be said here, however, that among the activities that all LTTE members, both men and women, enjoyed most was reminiscing… — N Malathy Copy Share Image
My soul was a burden, bruised and bleeding. It was tired of the man who carried it, but I found no place… — Wally Lamb Copy Share Image
A good, real, unrestrained, hearty laugh is a sort of glorified internal massage, performed rapidly and automatically. It manipulates and revitalizes corners… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
![“The fountain of youth [for me], let’s see…I guess it’s exercise, healthy diet, lots of water, lots of laughter, lots of sex—yes, sex, we need that as human beings. It’s healthy, it’s natural, it’s what we are here to do!” quote by Cameron Diaz](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/644/cameron-diaz-2416_diets_the-fountain-of-youth-for-me-let-s-see-i_308163.jpg)
