“Whoa, don't assume, dude," Marco said. "My mom always said, when you assume you make an ass of u and me --” — Peter Lerangis Copy Share Image
But I really believe that if you have the ability, there is an obligation to make people laugh — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I will build my empire next to the sea, so I can laugh from my throne as my enemies drown. — Bray Wyatt Copy Share Image
People are the same wherever you go. And if they weren't, they wouldn't laugh at the same s**t. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I hope in my lifetime we can all continue to laugh at ourselves and not put down anyone for what they weigh. — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
When I smile I am hiding a tear inside.When I laugh I am hiding pain inside.When I say everything is OK nothing… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to laugh about what gets published; sometimes it's annoying, but in general I don't care. — Olivier Martinez Copy Share Image
When I was small I laughed less but there was infinite unhidden happiness. As I grew up I learn to laugh a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I'm being funny, but I'm reminding you of other… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
There's a rumor going around that I'm Miss Goody-two-shoes from Australia. Well, that's a laugh. I'm really Miss Goody-two-shoes from England! — Olivia Newton-John Copy Share Image
“Laughter is sweet when enjoyed alone. But it becomes sweeter when you enjoy it together with the people around you. Your success… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
No, my young apprentice. You said the exact right thing. Again. I'm just laughing at life." "Why?" he asked, opening both his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I laugh at all your jokes. I melt at your smile. when we touch I feel a spark. I drool at your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughter is equally the expression of extreme anguish and horror as of joy: as there are tears of sorrow and tears of… — Samuel Taylor Coleridge Copy Share Image
Chances are, I'll never get a moment like this again, so here's everything I ever wanted to tell you. No one has… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most of the time when something goes bad—a marriage, a war, a run of good luck—you don’t know it. It’s like in… — Mark Slouka Copy Share Image
“What makes us smile from the inside is seeing something beautiful, or a memory that makes us laugh. This generally happens when… — Naoki Higashida Copy Share Image
I don't know if you know you're funny, but you enjoy being funny. I know I'm funny because people tell me I… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
In this crazy world,that's trying to make you like everyone else,find the COURAGE to be your AWESOME SELF. And when they laugh… — Unkown Copy Share Image
“Detective Maxwell?” Kathy said. “Why so formal? His name’s Jack isn’t it? Jack and Jill. You two were obviously meant for one… — Adele Abbott Copy Share Image
“I'm supposed to carry you over the threshold, right?" I laugh. "If that's what you're doing, I must've slept through something important,"… — M. Leighton Copy Share Image
“You will laugh at me-silly village girl-for staring at an ice cube like this. You will laugh, but this was the first… — Chris Cleave Copy Share Image
I'm not the loudest person in the room, but I'll speak up when something isn't right. And try to make everyone laugh. — Jason Collins Copy Share Image
Anyone can make them cry, but it takes a genius to make them laugh. — Charlie Chaplin Copy Share Image
Everybody really needs to laugh... If you don't laugh, you're not going to live long. — Paul Rodriguez Copy Share Image
My goal in any show is to make people laugh. That's the No. 1 thing. Everything else pales in comparison to that. — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
“I start laughing. You have to laugh. Life is just funny sometimes. As long as you remember.” — E.R. Frank Copy Share Image
Wherever you go in the world, you just have to say you're Canadian and people laugh — John Candy Copy Share Image
“Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused. -Proverb” — Louisa Thomsen Brits Copy Share Image
Pressuring me into telling the guy I like, so you can laugh at me when he rejected me. Get a life. — Ngan Hoai Tran Vo Copy Share Image
..don't show anyone your fake sympathy..when all u can do is laugh behind their back! — Sifar_heart Copy Share Image
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
“Why is it, Reverend Hale, that we must always laugh at our book, but always revere yours?” — James A. Michener Copy Share Image
“If you don’t laugh reading this book I’ll eat my pocket protector. Wait, did I just admit I had a pocket protector?” — Nicole Fende Copy Share Image
I always laugh to myself when I listen to some really big A-list star saying that they are just a normal person. — Laura Linney Copy Share Image
I have good laugh every day. I enjoy life. I'm surrounded by love and positivity. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
If you're funny, if there's something that makes you laugh, then every day's going to be okay. — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
