A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
As with all my new pets, I gently bit each kitten on the face. This is how I let my animals know… — Martha Stewart Copy Share Image
... as lonesome as a kitten in a wash-house copper with the lid on. — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Laughter is wholesome. God is not so dull as some people make out. Did not He make the kitten to chase its… — Heinrich Heine Copy Share Image
No one can be a sex kitten every day, and anyone who tells you that is lying. — Sofia Vergara Copy Share Image
No, I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five-year-old. — Carl Van Vechten Copy Share Image
I had to nurture those doubts as if they were tiny, sickly kittens, until eventually they became sturdy, healthy grievances, with their… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry, all right. I'd take it all back if I could. I don't mean to hurt you, Kitten. I fucking love… — Michelle A. Valentine Copy Share Image
I once tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building...I changed my mind at the last minute, so I just flipped… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Most writers sow adjectives almost unconsciously into the soil of their prose to make it more lush and pretty. The sentences become… — William Zinsser Copy Share Image
Cat, hmmm? From where I sit you look more like a Kitten." My head jerked around and I shot him an annoyed… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“Rosemary watched as Fig lay down, dutifully letting Bee clumsily climb and trample all over her like an annoying little sister. Cherry… — Nadia El-Fassi Copy Share Image
I don't like kitten heels. I just don't think they are an attractive shoe because they always look so stumpy. And I… — Jessica Hart Copy Share Image
“I fucked up and hurt you. It won't happen again.” His fingers tensed around my head and his deep voice dropped low.… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“See! He likes you,” Natalie said triumphantly. I stared down at the scrawny scrap of fur cautiously sniffing my hand. “He doesn’t… — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
I found him in a Dumpster one day when he was a kitten and he promptly adopted me. Despite my struggles, Mister… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I find it so funny that for the first time in history, people have access to this great equalizer in the Internet,… — Alan Palomo Copy Share Image
“Scuse me, my lady," the boy said, "but we thought ye'd want ter know that tha' new stray, the black wot's been… — Tracy Anne Warren Copy Share Image
Giving a reader a sex scene that is only half right is like giving her half a kitten. It is not half… — Sandra Newman Copy Share Image
“I stare past her at the inspirational kitten posters. There's one of a soaking-wet kitten climbing out of a toilet with the… — Robin Stevenson Copy Share Image
I shudder to think. I might wear lace collars and laugh flower petals and pearls. People might try to pat me. I… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
Had I lived in Norman and those bands hadn't existed, who knows where I'd be, I might be doing something awful; I… — Josh Jones Copy Share Image