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Everyone has a crazy old lady in their family like 'Mama.' No one ever comes up to me and says 'Mama' is… — Vicki Lawrence Copy Share Image
My husband is my part of my greatest joys, so it doesn't feel like work or like I'm balancing anything. My husband… — Monica Denise Brown Copy Share Image
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In 'Off to War, Voices of Soldier's Children,' kids from Canada and the United States talk about what it is like when… — Deborah Ellis Copy Share Image
Parents tend to name all of baby boys' body parts, but with girls they go from belly button to knees with this… — Peggy Orenstein Copy Share Image
Most of the time I'm not even working, I'm just helping people, because I feel that I am too lucky. If there… — Jackie Chan Copy Share Image
I hate to say it to the kids out there but I just kind of blew off everything and made snowboarding the… — Jeremy Jones Copy Share Image
There are a lot of young Canadians who want to be politically active at their college or their university who can't go… — Michael Ignatieff Copy Share Image
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If nothing has helped you decide, go ask a child. Children know what they need, and more surprisingly, the know what we… — Bernie Siegel Copy Share Image
I vape with my parents in my house. My parents don't really get high, which bums me out. But I vape with… — Ilana Glazer Copy Share Image
We need to actually teach kids that books aren't like broccoli. You don't have to eat every bit on your plate. It's… — Jackie French Copy Share Image
More than we care about their "success," vocation, or financial status, our hearts will be encouraged when our kids are faithful followers… — Gary L. Thomas Copy Share Image
It's important for me to have hope because that's my job as a parent, to have hope, for my kids, that we're… — James Cameron Copy Share Image
If you can get a twelve year-old kid to go listen to Thelonius Monk, what more do you want? Do you want… — Jimmy Chamberlin Copy Share Image
All parents are concerned about their children's well-being. As a parent of three kids, I'm very concerned about their well-being. — Tom Brady Copy Share Image
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Christ doesn't keep score. It's not about what you do here. It's about the person you are. It's about your faith. That's… — Mark Teixeira Copy Share Image
I am glad that I am not raising kids today. And I’m rather pessimistic that my grandchildren will enjoy the great society… — Antonin Scalia Copy Share Image
I just don't know when we all decided that if it doesn't fit in a Happy Meal box, it's not for kids.… — Gore Verbinski Copy Share Image
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