“Obviously we aren't to your standards. Maybe next time you should Google high dollar kayak tours for rich bitches.” — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
I've never read a kayak manual, but I'm pretty sure page one says 'Use in water.' — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
“Poetry isn’t an island, it is the bridge. Poetry isn’t a ship, it is the lifeboat. Poetry isn’t swimming. Poetry is water.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
When I kayak in Cardigan Bay, in Wales, what I hope to find above all else is dolphins. Sometimes I do, and… — George Monbiot Copy Share Image
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Whenever I'm near a body of water, I love to rent a kayak. It's easy to use, and you not only get… — Brooklyn Decker Copy Share Image
“Maybe freedom really is nothing left to lose. You had it once in childhood, when it was okay to climb a tree,… — Peter Heller Copy Share Image
“Waterhouse's new roommate is out of town just now, but by glancing over his personal effects, Waterhouse estimates that he is paddling… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
