Can you tie a knot? I cannot. So you can knot? No, I cannot knot. Not knot? Who's there? Fuck off!!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its not nice to make a joke about someone, just because you wanna laugh with your friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you've heard every short people joke possible, but people tell you them anyways. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You always disappoint me. its kinda like our own inside joke, except its not funny. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when your parents take your joke completely serious and you end up getting in trouble. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There was cake in the fridge and a note saying do not eat me! I ate the cake and left a new… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“back, showed me the missing battery. "Dude, estoy aqui por loco, no por pendejo," which was the punchline to the funniest Spanish… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If mini skirts today get any shorter... women will have two more lips to paint, two more cheeks to powder, and a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you joke about suicide, you insult those who are connected to someone who has taken their life. Grow up and be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you don't understand a joke but laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke ._. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know a way you could speak to your wife. Just wait 'till she's asleep and she'll listen to you without even… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guy says: Hey wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, its too long. Girl says: Wanna hear a joke about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dealing with in-laws is like walking down a dark hallway with a bucket of industrial-strength glue sitting in the shadows. If you're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wanna hear a joke about your girlfriend's p*ssy? Nevermind, you'll never get it... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every vision is a joke until the first man accomplishes it; once realized, it becomes commonplace. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
