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A joke about a vagina appears alongside other edgy jokes about sexuality and short‑people humor, showing how some quotes push boundaries. One line tells a lesson about repeating a joke until it loses its punch, while another warns not to hurt friends even in jest. The collection mixes crude surprise with a reminder to be kind.

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If being broke is a joke then you a funny nigga.

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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...

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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.

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Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny

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Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like its funny.

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He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

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I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

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You know who you are. This isn't a huge joke either.

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When u can't laugh on the same joke again & again, then why do u keep crying over the same thing over…

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Angry people who can't take a joke have no idea how hilarious they are to those of us who can.

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Sometimes you gotta laugh at your life because it's like a joke, funny.

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Never take someone's feelings as a joke, you never know how bad it feels.

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Biggest joke of the century.Mobile and computers were invented to save our time.

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If they're taking your love for a joke, then leave them like it's funny.

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When we cant laugh again on the same joke, then why do we cry again and again for the one and the…

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Violence, if it is not solving all your problems, you simply are not using enough of it

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Oh.! you say you love me. So, to how many other girls have you fooled with that beautiful phrase that many over…

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If a man tells you that he's fallen in love at first sight with you, just punch him. It's just another way…

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When See A Quaote About Fat Peaple It Says 908 up's and 263 down's. So That Means That 263 Fat Peaple Doesn't Like The Joke.

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When your time is good, your mistakes r taken as a joke. But When your time is bad, even your jokes r…

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Those Penis enlargement pills you have been taking must be working. You are a bigger Dick today than you were last week.

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Best friends are the kind of people who laugh at a joke 3 times. Once when it's told. A 2nd time when…

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Boy:Hey wanna hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind its too long... :P Girl:Hey, wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Oh…

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Tears come out of my eyes as soon as you said its over. There was a smile on my face because I…

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In 1945, peace broke out. It was the end of the Joke. Joke warfare was banned at a special session of the…

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Lesson in life: A wise man sat in the audience and cracked a joke. Everybody laughs like crazy. After a moment, he…

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Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, I slept with your mother!…

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“Then Roper turned round. “I hope this isn‟t your idea of a joke,” he said. “This is empty.” Cray smiled at him…

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(already did 16) 17: Something that has ticked me off lately? -This chick cheated on her boyfriend, told my best friend right…

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If you can't take a joke don't walk around looking like one

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I love it when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke.

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A rich man's joke is always funny.

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What is a group of baboons called? A congress.

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I hope life is not a joke because I don't GET IT..!!

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This is an inside joke and your on the outside!

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You wanna hear a joke? The way you treat me…

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JUST READ THE JOKE AND LAUGH !

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It's a joke, not a dick, don't take it so hard.

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A little truth is hidden behind every joke.

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Lol a joke about how us girls pee

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