Job Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Retirement is the menopause of an employee’s mind and hands.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Not every single broke and unemployed person needs a job; some need customers.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A vagina is an uneducated woman’s diploma.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The rich spend their life living; the poor spend their life making a living.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Employment was invented to make education seem useful.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A genius does what he masters. An ordinary man tries to master what he does.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The garden is an unemployed township-based man's cubicle.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Thanks to his salary, an employee is free to eat whatever, wherever. However, because of his job, he is not free to…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“When a man's girlfriend's parents ask him what it is that he does for a living: they’re not really concerned about him;…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“All civilized wo/men are prostitutes: Some sell what's between their legs; the rest sell what's between their ears.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Employment is slavery. Workers merely have a choice over where to serve their daily eight-hour sentence.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“School fools a lot of people. Professionally, one thing is not the most that one person can be.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Many a death was precipitated by the food, the job, or the medication whose main function was to postpone it.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production,…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some people will each start investing more of their salary on ‘their’ house and spending less of it on ‘their’ car or…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“More often than not, an inspirational or motivational speaker is someone who makes money from telling us that we can do all…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Professional’ does not necessarily mean that the person so labelled is good or knows what they are doing. In many a case,…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Somebody is born. Somebody goes to school. Somebody learns to conform. Somebody types a CV. Somebody gets a job. Somebody follows orders.…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Civilization is the commercialization of survival.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Torn clothes are funny … until your dad gets fired.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“If growing up means not seeing one’s family and friends on the regular—all in the name of paying the bills, then growing…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The employer is ultimately interested in the growth of the business, not that of the employee.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Prostitutes hire out one tiny portion of their bodies. Employees sell countless huge portions of their lives.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A model’s opinion seldom matters. The only time that he is required to open his mouth is when he is required to…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“When a man's bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman's body —…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“He who makes $25,000 annually through passive income is more enviable than he who earns $100,000 annually through a salary.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“12% of employees eat because they are hungry. 88% of employees eat because it is 1 o’clock.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The employed are punished by having to do what they do not love. The self-employed are punished by the opposite.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Employees go to school for 12 – 18 years merely to impress prospect employers in a 12 – 18 minutes interview.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Not every poor or unemployed person who has one wears a political party’s t-shirt to reveal their political affiliation; some use it…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana