Only difference between me and other actors is Ive spent more time in jail. — Robert Mitchum Copy Share Image
Paris Hilton got 45 days in jail. A lot of people were upset about this - they were hoping for the death penalty. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Jail is a good experience but it has its drawbacks ... all the disadvantages of married life with none of its compensations. — Vijaya Lakshmi Pandit Copy Share Image
“When you spend your life taking care of mudmen, you can't help getting a little dirty yourself.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Have you ever been in jail, mate? Whatever you did in your life, nothing can be compared to a single day in… — Stefania Mattana Copy Share Image
I am not a politician in prison, I am a political prisoner who uses jail to denounce Spain's human rights violations. — Jordi Cuixart Copy Share Image
Don't forget to get your Motley Crue t-shirt, you know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail. — Motley Crue Copy Share Image
I understand my mother and father and sister are in Turkey, but if I stop talking, who is going to speak for… — Enes Kanter Copy Share Image
This is for all those disturbed females that are either with a guy that should be locked up, or crying over some… — Adar Burks Copy Share Image
“Eleanor should never have told them about Park's house, but she'd been dying to tell somebody. (This was how people ended up… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
This is my first summer [with] no trouble. I ain't go to jail for speeding. Didn't go to jail for DUI. I… — Kwame Brown Copy Share Image
The American Medical Association says the humane way is to let people starve and thirst to death. If you did that to… — Jack Kevorkian Copy Share Image
“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell… — Linda Kage Copy Share Image
The Republicans are committed to global warming as a hoax, or irrelevant, or as not a problem. That is their belief. I'm… — Jerry Brown Copy Share Image
Presently I shall be introduced as 'this venerable old gentleman' and the axe will fall when they raise me to the degree… — Stephen Leacock Copy Share Image
You have young men of color in many communities who are more likely to end up in jail or in the criminal… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
There is nothing in all the world greater than freedom. It is worth paying for; it is worth going to jail for.… — Martin Luther King, Jr Copy Share Image
“My mom’s in jail right now for assault with a deadly weapon, which was pretty stupid of her, I admit. But she… — Joanna Wylde Copy Share Image
What does labor want? We want more schoolhouses and less jails; more books and less arsenals; more learning and less vice; more… — Samuel Gompers Copy Share Image
“The Brinktown jail is one of the most ingenious ever propounded by civic authorities. It must be remembered that Brinktown occupies the… — Jack Vance Copy Share Image
Neil Armstrong was no Christopher Columbus. In most respects, he was better. Unlike the famous fifteenth century seafarer, Armstrong knew where he… — Seth Shostak Copy Share Image
A zoo is not an ideal place for an animal - of course the best place for a chimp is the wilds… — Yann Martel Copy Share Image
The only victory that really counts in prison is survival. But survival means more than simply being alive. It's not just the… — Gregory David Roberts Copy Share Image
It costs a hell of a lot more money to put somebody in jail than send them to the University of Virginia. — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image
Privately run jails are a mark of American "reinvented government" that has been picked up by neoconcervatives in Canada. — Jane Jacobs Copy Share Image
You have an interesting set of morals," he observed. "Breaking out of jail is okay. But steal a car, and you sound… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
When a person goes to a country and finds their newspapers filled with nothing but good news, he can bet there are… — Daniel Patrick Moynihan Copy Share Image
It seems like Michael Vick is going to jail for dog fighting. Hopefully, they won't have guard dogs. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
“If I was going to spend the next day in jail for obstruction of justice, I'd better get a good nights sleep.” — Kathi Daley Copy Share Image
“The satyagrahi enters the jail cell as the bridegroom enters the bridal chamber” — M.K Gandhi Copy Share Image
A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
OPIATE, n. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
In jail, you just zone out, so that's the thing. That's like a cheat code. — King Von Copy Share Image
When I was 16 or 17, I saw Lenny Bruce being taken to jail. They took him off stage because he talked about race. — Paul Mooney Copy Share Image
“I'm going to stay with you. If you go to jail, we might as well both go.” — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Steal a little, and they put you in jail. Steal a lot, and they make you king. — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
![“This is my first summer [with] no trouble. I ain't go to jail for speeding. Didn't go to jail for DUI. I didn't break my foot. I didn't break my other foot. I'm one step ahead of the game already.” quote by Kwame Brown](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/d6a/kwame-brown-96832_ahead-of-the-game_this-is-my-first-summer-with-no-trouble_1127608.png)
![“The Republicans are committed to global warming as a hoax, or irrelevant, or as not a problem. That is their belief. I'm not going to put them in jail. All I can do is talk and encourage good climate actions and demonstrate our economy has benefited here [in California].” quote by Jerry Brown](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/95c/jerry-brown-7257_action_the-republicans-are-committed-to-global_514661.jpg)
