“Fuck me", Bat gasped, "It’s like an angel shat ice cream coffee rainbows in my mouth.” — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
Wow, you survived a blackout. You're made of stronger stuff than ice cream. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
“Human milk is like ice cream, penicillin, and the drug ecstasy all wrapped up in two pretty packages.” — Florence Williams Copy Share Image
If you like ice cream, why stop at one scoop? Have two, have three. Too much is never enough. — Morris Lapidus Copy Share Image
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. — Venus Williams Copy Share Image
“Like flies in custard.” “Worms in ice cream,” said Donna. “Maggot jelly,” said Eugene.” — Alan MacDonald Copy Share Image
“Mix together a frozen banana, a few tablespoons of coconut flakes, two Medjool dates, and 2 teaspoons of cocoa powder—and just like… — Joel Fuhrman Copy Share Image
All this talkin' about eatin' is makin' me awful hungry. I'll have two chili burgers with an order of fries, onion rings… — George Lindsey Copy Share Image
Nothing has ever been so painful or delicious as being so close to him and being unable to do anything about it:… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
I like playing make-believe. And my brothers do it with me, so it's fun. It's almost better than chocolate ice cream. — Madylin Sweeten Copy Share Image
I'm a daughter of a minister and I love chasing the Dark. That which is hidden. I like licking it like ice… — Tori Amos Copy Share Image
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate. — Thornton Wilder Copy Share Image
The sun would come up over the ocean, and we'd be eating scrambled eggs before we shot some stuff. It was a… — Marguerite Moreau Copy Share Image
I'm helping launch the new Milky Way Chocolate Ice Cream Bar. I play an astrophysicist on television, and the name of the… — Kunal Nayyar Copy Share Image
The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American… — Will Durst Copy Share Image
“But, you know what, babies? I’d have to pass, because Beau Starr is as fuckable as a bowl of sugar-free vanilla ice… — Megan Erickson Copy Share Image
On a very rough-and-ready basis we might define an eccentric as a man who is a law unto himself, and a crank… — Louis Kronenberger Copy Share Image
“I reached my hand out and held it palm open next to hers, and after a moments hesitation she took my hand… — Elliott James Copy Share Image
“The ball of iced cream was nestled in a crystal dish. A pale orange in hue, it was studded with bright green… — Laura Shepherd-Robinson Copy Share Image
“We liked our grandparents. We liked our uncle and our aunt. They had known our dad and our brother Ben. They had… — Ally Condie Copy Share Image
Breakup blackout is when you're so upset and you've been crying so much that you basically black out for a couple of… — Rumer Willis Copy Share Image
No one smokes because they like the way it tastes. If we did, they'd make cigarette-flavored cookies, candy, ice cream. What is… — Kevin Pollak Copy Share Image
“He is like ice cream without the calories or whiskey without the hangover. He's a drug. My drug.” — Carmel Rhodes Copy Share Image
If I'm going to get an ice cream cone two or three times a week, then it's a pleasure. No guilt. — Melissa Leo Copy Share Image
I eat small portions of crisps, sweets, chocolate, pizza, chicken, cake, doughnuts, ice cream, noodles and pop tarts all day long, so… — Lizzie Velasquez Copy Share Image
'Ice Cream' is such a sweet song, just like ice cream! Whenever I need to relieve some stress, or just want to… — Dahyun Copy Share Image
No woman wants an abortion as she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion as an animal… — Frederica Mathewes-Green Copy Share Image
Its hard in the firehouse to avoid the dessert thing. At 3 in the morning after some emergency, I have been known… — Caroline Paul Copy Share Image
“I have qualms and wonder what a qualm would look like if you painted it -- probably like a bowl of melting… — Gloria Whelan Copy Share Image
“After she had licked the last white drop of the ice cream, she reached out her cone to Mrs. McKennet and said,… — Charles Frazier Copy Share Image
I eat many different ice creams. I'm not an ice cream snob, although I do think Ben & Jerry's is the best.… — Jerry Greenfield Copy Share Image
“No hospitals, she says. I know. Where are we going? For ice cream. What's your favorite flavor? Fuck you. That's my favorite,… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
I used to go to Dairy Queen all the time. It always brings back a little bit of memories. As kids, we… — Le'Veon Bell Copy Share Image
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy the ice cream while it's on your plate. — Thornton Wilder Copy Share Image
“Manure grew the fodder for the cow that made that ice cream and fertilized the beets that gave us the sugar, my… — S.M. Stirling Copy Share Image
I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today!… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
