If we had been doing Shakespeare in doublet and hose for the past 500 years, it might have disappeared. — Jason Watkins Copy Share Image
I believe it to my soul that you're the devil in nylon hose, for the harder I worker the faster my money… — Big Joe Turner Copy Share Image
By the way, I do not wear a hose. My hose is my own. No coke bottle, nothing stuffed down there. — Freddie Mercury Copy Share Image
I didn't ask my mother to buy me a trumpet or a violin, I started right on the water hose. — Rahsaan Roland Kirk Copy Share Image
When the house is on fire, don't tell me what your spiritual gift is. Just grab a hose and put out the… — Andy Stanley Copy Share Image
Am I less of a lady if I dont where panty hose. My momma said a lady aint what she wears but… — India Arie Copy Share Image
Suggestions?" I asked [...] Marc never took his gaze from the cage. "Get the hose. — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
“Well, Cowboy, if my pussy is ever in need of being rescued, then I’ll be sure to give you a call. Until… — Alison Bliss Copy Share Image
“the control-top hose felt like two boa constrictors were getting cozy with my upper thighs. In short, I felt about as sexy… — Karen MacInerney Copy Share Image
If you want to go without hose, you should have a razor as handy as your tooth brush. But suntan your legs,… — Amanda Blake Copy Share Image
“More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
My neighbor's not even listening to me. He's all excited about some garden hose he bought at Brookstone. He's convinced it was… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image