Horse Quotes · Page 9

I'm a horse of a man!

— Jeremy Clarkson

No horse named Morbid ever won a race.

— Anonymous

I want a place where I can have horses.

— Laura Branigan

It is much easier to ride a horse in the direction it is going.

— Abraham Lincoln

As a young girl I think I wanted to be a horse woman. I loved horses.

— Karen Hughes

I spent my girlhood as a Clydesdale among thoroughbreds.

— Molly Ivins

Horses react appropriately while waiting for the human to get it right.

— Monty Roberts

He who has far to ride spares his horse.

— Jean Racine

Horses are far worse than men for treachery...

— James Clavell

Life is a horse: either you ride it or it rides you.

— Gregory Mcdonald

The easy part is training a horse; the hard part is finding a good one.

— Bob Baffert

Laughter is a Trojan horse to enter into direct contact with the unconscious, strike the imagination, and trigger visceral reactions.

— Maurizio Cattelan

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

— Woody Allen

You've got to remember that it's a two horse race. So when the Government is doing badly the Opposition is doing better…

— Malcolm Turnbull

I think thy horse will sooner con an oration than thou learn a prayer without book.

— William Shakespeare

There was a typewriter buried alive in that horse, the one I road to get out of the flood.

— Buddy Wakefield

No one is born a Communist... in the Soviet Union farmers keep on looking in the barn for their horses even after…

— Nikita Khrushchev

There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man.

— Anonymous

I got a horse when I was eight or 10 years old. And dad used to take me to the rodeo back…

— Sam Hunt

The war correspondent has his stake - his life - in his own hands, and he can put it on this horse…

— Robert Capa

We gallop through our lives like circus performers balancing on two speeding side-by-side horses--one foot is on the horse called "fate," the…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

A little neglect may breed great mischief. ... For want of a nail, the shoe was lost; for want of a shoe,…

— Benjamin Franklin

I had my first go on a horse the other day down at the yard on a big giant, it's like a…

— Bez

A lot of brainless unicorns swaggering about and calling themselves educated just because they can push each other off a horse with…

— Anonymous

When I conducted a beer-rating session last year, I wrote that most American beers taste as if they were brewed through a…

— Mike Royko

There are over 2 million cars standing in front of red lights with their engines going. Then we have over 2 million…

— R. Buckminster Fuller

The men are much alarmed by certain speculations about women; and well they may be, for when the horse and ass begin…

— Adelaide Anne Procter

If horses had Gods, they would look like horses.

— Xenophanes

“Whether it is life or a horse that throws you, get right back on.”

— Gayle Lampe

Learning to domesticate the horse was a sort of energy revolution.

— David Christian

I am here merely as a messenger. Tashi sends her love and returns your horse.

— Julia Golding

I can hate you more, but I'll never love you less.

— Michael Morpurgo

Show me your horse, and I will tell you who you are.

— Anonymous

Steeds, steeds, what steeds! Has the whirlwind a home in your manes?

— Nikolai Gogol

I grew up in the countryside, and I was obsessed with horses and wildlife.

— Bella Freud

The horse is flesh and blood on a noble scale

— Jeff Griffin

Kemp-Roth was always a Trojan horse to bring down the top rate.

— David Stockman

“YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER, BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM DRINK FROM THE TOILET"
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— Josh Stern

“He looks like a horse in a man costume!”

— Dylan Moran

I eat like a horse; sometimes I think I must have cancer.

— Lee Radziwill