Honeymoon Quotes · Page 3

Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.

— Peter Sellers

“Shame on you. Don't tell me you've been married for an hour and you've already got eyes for another woman.”

— Mordecai Richler

A honeymoon should be like a table: four bare legs and no drawers.

— Anonymous

U.S.-Israel relations are often depicted as an extended honeymoon, but that's a false image.

— Elliott Abrams

Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom--but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.

— Helen Rowland

“I'm not afraid of death, I'm just not sure there is life after the honeymoon.”

— Jarod Kintz

I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new…

— Joe Pesci

I just know that for my honeymoon, I'm not going to go to a cabin in the woods.

— Rose Leslie

“What if, in the bigger scheme of things, God put the yearning and desire for our husbands, not so a man could…

— Ngina Otiende

After winning Ascot's Queen Alexandra Stakes on Brown Jack- If you'd been on your honeymoon, you couldn't have had a happier time.

— Steve Donoghue

“Your father and I haven't had this much quality time since our honeymoon." "So what?" "So, what if we can't stand each…

— Lisa Lutz

I love England though; I've been back a few times and just love it. My favorite thing to do there is going…

— Catherine Bell

If I can give you one strong piece of advice, when you go away for that romantic weekend, whatever you do, do…

— Gordon Ramsay

Travel magazines are just one cupcake after another. They're not about travel. The travel magazine is, in fact, about the opposite of…

— Paul Theroux

“All I have to say is, it better not be the end times, I’m getting married in three weeks. I don’t want…

— John Scalzi

When I came back from my honeymoon, I was informed that it was not appropriate for a princess to be involved in…

— Princess Michael of Kent

Maybe honeymoons are God's anesthesia. Like the "laughing gas" used by dentists, perhaps honeymoons are designed to protect us from a bit…

— Sue Thoele

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening…

— Anonymous

When you get new people in, you're going to have a breath of fresh air and there's going to be a window…

— Ted Gup

Unless you come out of your mind and become a no-mind you will not know what life is all about, you will…

— Rajneesh

“Kidnappings, magic, long-lost love of my life. Nothing to rock the boat. All in a day’s work.” “Of course,” he said dryly.…

— Marjorie M. Liu

The band has decided to give him and his wife a much needed break from the road to start a life and…

— Gerard Way

On our honeymoon we talked and talked. We stayed in a beachfront villa, and we drank rum and lemonade and talked so…

— Chris Cleave

So remember, if marriage arises out of intimacy then it is beautiful. That means that everybody should have lived together before they…

— Rajneesh

“You get a very short honeymoon period when you start a new job - make it count”

— Carlo Ancelotti

It was just that we had this phenomenal honeymoon relationship that just kept on going.

— James Levine

“Oh God,” she groaned. “We just named your penis. Honeymoon’s over.”

— Tessa Bailey

[O]ur honeymoon will shine our life long: its beams will only fade over your grave or mine.

— Charlotte Bronte

Honeymoon is a trial period in which no complaints will be accepted.

— Vikrant Parsai

I dragged my wife from our honeymoon in Africa and landed her in Ontario, Canada, when it was -40 degrees,

— Ryan Reynolds

“I think our honeymoon is gonna be like naughty dream week on steroids.”

— Jillian Dodd

The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns.

— Helen Rowland

I know this is our honeymoon. But just sometimes, I wish Luke was a girl.

— Sophie Kinsella

“Why am I covered in feathers?" I asked, confused. He exhaled impatiently. "I bit a pillow. Or two...”

— Stephenie Meyer

It is not lost on me that I'm spending my honeymoon at Comic Con.

— George Clooney

“These dudes, clutching their little gifts, for them today is their kind-of-honeymoon.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

I'm a relationship girl. I've never dated someone less than a year. So I always cherish the honeymoon phase.

— Chappell Roan

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother.

— Ronnie Spector

A husband may forget where he went on his honeymoon, but he never forgets why.

— Evan Esar

“It will be a honeymoon,Demiris told her.She got the honeymoon but not the wedding.”

— Sidney Sheldon