For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
When I go on holiday and people ask me what I do, I tell them I do some internet stuff and I've… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really.… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday - what?… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I've done some luxury flying, which is brilliant. It has only happened once or twice, but it was nice because flying is… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
If you go away with, you know, a girlfriend, wife, whatever, you have an argument on holiday because you're not used to… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share
Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd rather be… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share
Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share
We are always making more and more stuff in the world. You know; big buildings, big planes, big boats and that. Will we ever… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share
The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share
People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone! — Karl Pilkington Copy Share
As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share
I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share
They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share
People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share
To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share
