I'm not getting you a holiday present because I know you don't like writing thank-you notes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't forget to purchase token Hanukkah decorations so your holiday party doesn't seem racist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best wishes for the holidays and for health and happiness throughout the coming year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whether you're offended by me saying Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas, take comfort in knowing I don't really mean either. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd be much more into the office holiday party if my coworkers weren't invited. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry the closest your holiday comes to a spiritual figurehead is Adam Sandler — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know America is backwards when Groundhog Day is a holiday and the Super Bowl isn't. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
New year's is my favorite holiday. Mostly because everyone wants to make out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now that the holiday blues are over, let's resume our everyday melancholy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Holidays. Wishing you a beautiful holiday season and a new year of peace and happiness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Merry Christmas and Warm Wishes for a wonderful Holiday Season and a very Happy New Year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember that the best solution for holiday blues is to do something special for someone else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
