I hate Halloween. Every year I get kids knocking my door dressed like skeletons asking me for food. I'm glad I don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My daughter said she's gonna be a hoe for Halloween. I think it's cute that she likes gardening. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been invited to a Halloween party tonight in America. To scare all the Yanks, I'm going as low-fat food! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd dress up as Siri for Halloween if my life didn't already entail being asked stupid questions all day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's Halloween and hopefully you people that partied last night didn't wake next to something scary this morning. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween is for dressing as something you're not. That's why most girls go as sexy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Starting a new job on Halloween...so wish I could rock the Day of The Dead look on my first day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween is for the little ones not grown ass teens and 20, 21 year olds time to grow up guys. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, tis near Halloween. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me And My Sisters On Halloween Last Year When I Was pregnant With My Baby Adrienne Mia Amaya — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't wait for football games, hoodies, bonfires, Uggs, cuddling, s'mores, weekend parties, Halloween, & Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween is just like any other day, people still just pretending to be something they're not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The older you get, the harder it is to find someone willing to share a horse costume with you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween: Is one night of the year when all households save the most on their electricity bill. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Black Friday: The day I can finally jump on the Christmas Bandwagon with the rest of the nuts who started on Halloween. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your Halloween be scarier than what's actually going on with our country. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know that there are real ghosts and goblins, But there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people... Religion, Politics, and The Great Pumpkin. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ok some of yall should change costumes, cause fake is played out already. Happy Halloween! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going as a zombie for Halloween by slouching half-dead at my desk like every other day of the year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every year I go to halloween parties as a ninja so don't expect to see me there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're out driving tonight please put away your phone and watch out for the children! Happy Halloween! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy halloween every body dont have your kids out to late school next day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady constume for months now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween is a day, people try to be something they wish they could be, but in actual fact they are not — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As spirits roam the neighborhoods at night, Let loose upon the Earth till it be light... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love Halloween, it's the only night of the year I may end up getting drunk with Spider-Man and going home with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Halloween to someone I trust not to leave me for dead during a zombie apocalypse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I asked my boyfriend if he already knows what he's going to be for Halloween. He replied: "Single." — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel like every Halloween a couple girls try to outwhore the costume they had the year before. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to Halloween, bonfires, making s'mores, wearing moccasins, drinking hot cocoa and cuddling. Happy October. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have to continue reminding myself that it's Halloween so I can't rely on my instincts to shoot zombies in the head. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween is just like any other day, a bunch of people running around pretending to be someone their not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween...I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween is the most beautiful time of the year... not for witches though. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't get it. If you're supposed to dress as something you're not on Halloween, then why do most girls still dress… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween wraps fear in innocence, As though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
