Halloween Quotes by Anonymous

81 Halloween quotes by Anonymous

Tricks and treats fill the night as kids shout for candy. People share funny costume ideas, from monsters without makeup to referees that scare friends. The quotes mix Halloween fun with other holidays and the excitement of bonfires and s’mores.

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Eat, drink and be scary.

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I love Halloween!

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I kind of hate Halloween parties. I usually just go for the boos.

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I miss you like a diabetic kid miss his halloween treats.

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Hurricane Sandy stole Halloween like the Grinch stole Christmas.

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Me and Halloween go together like peanut butter and jelly :)

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Hoes gonna be tricking their treats tonight! Happy Halloween!

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Halloween's over, you can take off you ugly face now.

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Baby wants to be Harry Potter for halloween

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Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says 'Trick or Meatloaf!'

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I can't decide this Halloween whether to go as a slutty witch, a slutty nurse, a slutty schoolgirl, or just a total…

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For Halloween I'm just gonna wear no makeup and natural hair and go as a monster.

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Now that Halloween is over, it's Christmas all the way...Its November so time to get your Decorations and lights up.

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Just go as a whore for Halloween. You obviously have all the clothes for it.

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Christmas = Gifts . Halloween = Candy . Thanksgiving = Food . New Years = Drinks . Valentines = Sex . Birthday = All Of The Above.

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Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses like Halloween? Because they cant handle the competition.

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Don't give any kinda fruit away this Halloween trick or treaters don't want that shit. Sincerely, kids

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If not for Halloween, Easter would be my favorite zombie-related holiday.

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I hate Halloween because it causes division among well-meaning Christians. This is one of those issues that generates a lot of heat…

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Someone is dressing their newborn baby as a PIECE OF BACON for Halloween. What I would not GIVE for a photo of…

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...just because I don't have on a silly black costume and carry a silly broom and wear a silly black hat, doesn't…

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Some people are really going all out for Halloween. The guy driving behind me even got sirens & flashing lights to go…

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Halloween is getting stupid, hardly anyone dresses up as something scary & all the ladies go out looking like sluts. I guess…

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“Shattered Silence" (aka "When Michael Calls") for that early 1970s Halloween school carnival feel. It stars a young Michael Douglas and has…

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Waiting is one of life's hardships. It is hard enough to wait for chocolate cream pie while burnt roast beef is still…

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Our prevailing system of management has destroyed our people. People are born with intrinsic motivation, self-respect, dignity, curiosity to learn, joy in…

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Easter: When your parents take all the leftover Halloween candy and hide it around the house in colorful eggs. When you cant…

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You know why I love November 1st? 50% off Halloween candy!

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Can I borrow your face for Halloween?

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Witch and ghost make merry on this last of dear Octobers days.

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Oh, I'm sorry! I thought slut was your costume...

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Believe only half of what you see and nothing that you hear.

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This Halloween I'm going as the ghost of our federal government.

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Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.

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Halloween.(: Late but ehh. This is the strongest girl I know. (: ~Family

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Person: So what are you going to be for Halloween? You: Well I was wondering if I could borrow the mask youre…

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I can't believe it's November already. It feels like Halloween was just yesterday.

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Want to scare every guy you know this Halloween? Dress as a replacement ref.

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Here's to Miley Cyrus for somehow making all Halloween costumes prior to 2013 look shockingly unslutty.

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I love you enough to be seen in public wearing matching Halloween costumes.

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Im sorry I ever tried...

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