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Hair Quotes by Anonymous

291 Hair quotes by Anonymous

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A grumpy old man with long gray hair sits behind the bar, his beard matching his mood. The quotes treat hair as a funny detail, noting that a bad hair day can be hidden with a low‑cut shirt. They also argue that hair color or styling doesn’t define a person.

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New me I cut my hair

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Blondes do it best <3

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Hair in a pony tale

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Die my hair

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Hehehe legally blonde

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Wow dumb blonde

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Love my hair ^ ð

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I love her hair

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This is funny even though I'm blonde.

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Dear wind, thanks for raping my hair.

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Every brunette needs a blonde friend:)

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Loved my hair that day.

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“man with a chinchilla beard”

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My hair so a wedding lol!!<3

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Never trust a hairdresser with bad hair.

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Lol heres my dumbass Straightener

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I'm the star of the show. I should have a decent haircut.

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Dear Hair, I hate having a bad hair day, please look nice today.

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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.

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Why cant they let you skip school if you're having a bad hair day...

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Ima dye my hair this color ... btw this isnt me

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Ladies, it's officially the last day of summer. Tomorrow, we can stop shaving!

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I do maintain that if your hair is wrong, your entire life is wrong.

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My hair looks good: 3% at school. 7% at home. 90% before I'm about to shower.

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There's a young man in a T-shirt listening to a rock and roll station. He's got greasy hair, greasy smile, he says,…

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Even to your old age and gray hairs I am he, I am he who will sustain you. I have made you…

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If your make up isn't done, your hair is a mess, you're in your PJs and he still can't resist taking you…

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I really don't remember the last time I got my hair done and actually left the place happy.

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Ladies if you wanna show that you're wacky and totally original, draw a mustache on your finger and take a picture with…

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Qhen girls with short hair put extensions in and you can see obvious strands where their natural hair ends, what are you…

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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people…Certain heads, certain colours and textures of human hair leave permanent marks on…

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A sister they had, Galadriel, most beautiful of all the house of Finwë; her hair was lit with gold as though it…

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A teenage girl lay asleep on the sofa, curled up under a red-and-black knitted afghan. She was on her side, with one…

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On two chairs beneath the bole of the tree and canopied by a living bough there sat, side by side, Celeborn and…

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A framed photo on a dusty bookshelf caught his attention; he moved closer and picked it up silently. A small girl with…

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“Let me have two locks of your hair, and help my mother plait them into a bow-string for me. "Does anything depend…

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The urge at that moment to reach across and touch Willow--to link his fingers through hers as she rested her hand on…

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Though a country be sundered, hills and rivers endure; And spring comes green again to trees and grasses Where petals have been…

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Wait!" What?" I lowered my cup hastily, wondering if maybe there was a stray hair, or worse, a newly boiled bug inside…

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Hello, Harry!” she said. “Er — my name’s Barny,” said Harry, flummoxed. “Oh, have you changed that too?” she asked brightly. “How…

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And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back

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Everyone needs someone to love, and I choose you.

“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care…

Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,…

Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past…

Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer…

Im sorry I ever tried...

Being betrayed by the one you love is the worst feeling in the world...

Let children support their parents or be imprisoned.

The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much.

“Start a business, not a startup”

The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,…