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“A girl likes to be asked, dumbass.”

— Matthew Stover

“Bad things don't happen because you are unlucky. Bad things happen because you are a dumbass.”

— Red Foremen

“So, was the crime lab a reward for almost being killed?' 'No, it was a reward for not being Bryce,”

— Beverly Connor

8 planets, 1 universe, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas and I just had to find yo dumbass..

— Sniper Alpacino

“Some dumbass outside the reserve thinks you're wearing a butterfly on your arm, you'll get your ass kicked," Rafael said.”

— Rose Christo

I hate coach waters!!!!!!!!!!!! he can go fuck himself

— Anonymous

“Yeah, you are kind of a dumbass.”

— P.T. Dilloway

Even though I smoke, just because I'm a dumbass doesn't mean anyone else has to be.

— Gerald McRaney

“It's a kilt, dumbass. It's only a skirt if I'm wearing underwear.”

— Damon Suede

Behind Every Beautiful* Women is a DumbAss* guy Who Did Her Wrong And Made Her Strong*

— Tynee Williams

“What was that for?” “Fingerprints. I’m not wastin’ time explainin’ to cops why six inches of steel went into a dumbass.”

— Randall Kenneth Drake

“He's the kind of good-looking that transforms once self-respecting females into useless puddles of dumbass.”

— Katja Millay

“The dumbass?' Justin asked. 'Yes, you're not the only one in town. Who knew?”

— Kim Harrington

Do dumbass things, suffer dumbass consequences.

— Cody Lundin

“Get Oneness. Or remain a dumbass.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas