If a blonde throws you a grenade¦you pull the pin and throw it back! :P — MrStickman Copy Share Image
Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
Well, that’s not something you see every day. Go tell your father that Grandma needs the grenades. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I see the way you tote your small dog like a bedazzled hand grenade.” — Dina Del Bucchia Copy Share Image
I'm a grenade and at some point I'm going to blow up and I would like to minimize the casualties, okay? — John Green Copy Share Image
“To think without saying is to hold an armed grenade without throwing it.” — Francisco Parra Copy Share Image
I jumped on the grenade that was thrown at myself and my friend. I don't recommend it. — Kyle Carpenter Copy Share Image
Just go out and drop a few hand grenades all over the place, son. (to Kevin Keegan) — Bill Shankly Copy Share Image
They are still trying to bomb with artillery and rocket-propelled grenades to hit the Republican Guard who are controlling Saddam International Airport. — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Copy Share Image
I never expected in a million years that I would have the honor to become an advocate of women's health care and… — Karen Duffy Copy Share Image
All of this blue on my face is from the gunpowder residue from the grenade. It blasted it into my face and… — Kyle Carpenter Copy Share Image
Bring on your tear gas, bring on your grenades, your new supplies of Mace, your state troopers and even your national guards.… — Ralph Abernathy Copy Share Image
“I think that when you are truly stuck, when you have stood still in the same spot for too long, you throw… — Renata Adler Copy Share Image
“I couldn't be mad at him for even a moment, and only now that I loved a grenade did I understand the… — John Green Copy Share Image
Really, while gas is an awful thing to watch - the death is painful - to even watch these deaths - it's… — Rand Paul Copy Share Image
“This was far worse than that. It was like the moment after you realize someone has taken the pin out of a… — Chris Manby Copy Share Image
“Some people would jump at the opportunity to wield such power," Heather told her. "Some people would juggle hand grenades as a… — Mackey Chandler Copy Share Image
This is it. It's for all the marbles. I'm sitting in the house loading up the pump, I'm loading up the Uzis,… — Kevin Garnett Copy Share Image
This story never really had a point. It’s just a lull - a skip in the record. We are addresses in ghost… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
I do have fantasies of buying a helicopter and a lot of machine guns, but I don't know if I can do… — Debbie Harry Copy Share Image
I know you can throw holy water on the vampire, but I didn't know you could throw the host." (Sheriff St. John)… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I have this little neighbor next door. He comes over and tells me about playing Call of Duty, and he's talking about,… — Jonathan Gottschall Copy Share Image
I've always been curious as to why one man jumps out of a fox-hole with a grenade and charges a machine gun… — Stephen Lang Copy Share Image
I have a smoke grenade in my room," I said. "What?" Megan asked. "How?" "I grew up working at a munitions plant,"… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
He hasnt hit on me! And Im taking it as an insult. Like, what am I? A grenade? — Karina Smirnoff Copy Share Image
You are my hand grenade, my artillery fire. You have replaced my heart with yourself. — Paullina Simons Copy Share Image
I wanted to know that he would be okay if I died. I wanted to not be a grenade, to not be… — John Green Copy Share Image
I'd like to see someone throw a grenade at Bruno Mars' girl while they are walking together and see if he is… — Aubrey ODay Copy Share Image
“How did I get here? I was just minding my own business and someone lobbed a grenade into my life 0 in… — Natasha Boyd Copy Share Image
Rifles, muskets, long-bows and hand-grenades are inherently democratic weapons. A complex weapon makes the strong stronger, while a simple weapon - so… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
Oh-do be careful with that! That's my Buddha hand grenade. Twist the head twice and throw it and anyone within ten yards… — Anthony Horowitz Copy Share Image
Two U.S. Marine skeletons guarded the doors. They grinned down at us, rocket-propelled grenade launchers held across their chests. "You know," Grover… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I full well realize that politics is a rough and tumble business, but politics should not be reduced to lobbing partisan hand… — Pat Roberts Copy Share Image
Catching a grenade for some you love is pretty impressive, but carrying a cross, and dying for those who hate you, thats… — Marchia Miller Copy Share Image
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the same person. I got a grenade thrown at me. Situation turned out how it did. Now I'm just trying to… — Kyle Carpenter Copy Share Image
“He looked around the room at all the stuff. But it wasn't just stuff and it wasn't just any girl grenade that… — Tara Janzen Copy Share Image
My body was torn apart by an enemy hand grenade... upon arriving at Camp Bastion, I was labeled P.E.A. - patient expired… — Kyle Carpenter Copy Share Image
My advice is to treat [credit cards] like what they are: little plastic grenades that must be handled very carefully. — Elizabeth Warren Copy Share Image
...as if someone had thrown a hand grenade into the middle of a teddy bear orgy and the only survivors had had… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
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