Great alcohol Quotes

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

— Albert Einstein

No nation is drunken where wine is cheap.

— Thomas Jefferson

Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough.

— Ernest Hemingway

There are more old drunkards than old doctors.

— Benjamin Franklin

No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.

— John Churchill, 1st Duke of Marlborough

I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.

— Joe E. Lewis

Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.

— Jimmy Breslin

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.

— Benjamin Franklin

He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be…

— Benjamin Franklin

I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie…

— P. J. O'Rourke

I drink Champagne when I win, to celebrate...and I drink Champagne when I lose, to console myself.

— Napoleon Bonaparte

BRANDY, n. A cordial composed on one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts…

— Ambrose Bierce

I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.

— Richard Burton

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

— Frank Zappa

We drink [to] one another's health and spoil our own.

— Jerome K. Jerome

Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.

— N. F. Simpson

I drink exactly as much as I want, and one drink more.

— H. L. Mencken

I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.

— George Bernard Shaw

I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.

— Richard Pryor

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

— Oscar Levant