The gorillas are not yet sufficiently advanced in evolutionary terms to have discovered the benefits of passports, currency-declaration forms, and official bribery,… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
If I'm talking to someone in a crowded room, I try to make this person feel as though we're the only ones… — Mary Kay Ash Copy Share Image
We admit that we are like apes, but we seldom realise that we are apes. Our common ancestor with the chimpanzees and… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
The fact that all our ape cousins - chimpanzees, gorillas and orangutans - can acquire signs - is powerful evidence that our… — Roger Fouts Copy Share Image
Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly, and… — John McCain Copy Share Image
Shave a gorilla and it would be almost impossible, at twenty paces, to distinguish him from a heavyweight champion of the world.… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
