Golfers Quotes · Page 4

I'm probably the only bottom-heavy golfer in the country.

— Jack Nicklaus

My best score ever was 103, but I've only been playing 15 years.

— Alex Karras

Im a golfer and have had three holes in one.

— Stephanie Szostak

I think the image of golfers is terrific, and rightly so.

— Pete Sampras

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.

— Tommy Bolt

The life of the golfer is not all gloom; There's always the lies in the locker room.

— Sammy Cahn

For this game you need, above all things, to be in a tranquil frame of mind.

— Harry Vardon

I've always wanted to be a professional golfer and I'm glad that came true

— Karrie Webb

I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a…

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

In golf, you keep your head down and follow through. In the vice presidency, you keep your head up and follow through.…

— Dan Quayle

It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good…

— Nubar Gulbenkian

I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart.

— Brent Musburger

When I putt, my emotions collide like tectonic plates. It's left my memory circuits full of scars that won't heal.

— Mac O'Grady

Ron Sirak, a golf writer and friend, was quoted as saying, "Annika is no longer a female golfer. She's a golfer." That's…

— Annika Sorenstam

Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough.

— Henry Beard

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

— Lee Trevino

[Golfers] are a special kind of moral relist who nips the normal romantic and idealstic yearnings in the bud by proving once…

— Alistair Cooke

Both my parents were keen golfers and Dad was such a creature of habit that he didn't see much of me at…

— Steve Nicol

There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf. That is watching someone else playing golf. What do…

— Peter Andrews

There is no shape nor size of body, no awkwardness nor ungainliness, which puts good golf beyond reach. There are good golfers…

— Charles Walter Simpson

I've drawn a lot of inspiration from people who have supported me, golfers who have helped me. If it wasn't for the…

— Arnold Palmer

The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at…

— Jon Stewart

There's a reason that male golfers don't compete against female golfers. They're in a league of their own, and it would end…

— Steve Bannon

Race horses are like golfers, you're never sure how they're going to come out of the stalls. It's just - hopefully the…

— Lee Westwood

I want to try to become the best golfer in the world.

— Rory McIlroy

You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it.

— Sam Snead

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

— Lee Trevino

But you don't have to go up in the stands and play your foul balls. I do.

— Sam Snead

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

Golf is a game in which you yell "for," shoot six, and write down five.

— Paul Harvey

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

— Lee Trevino

Art said he wanted to get more distance. I told him to hit it and run backward.

— Ken Venturi

A friend of mine, a dedicated golfer, shot a hole in one playing by himself. Disaster.

— William Glasser

I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.

— Lee Trevino

Golf gives you an insight into human nature, your own as well as your opponent's.

— Grantland Rice

Only one golfer in a thousand grips the club lightly enough.

— Johnny Miller

The test of a great golfer is his ability to recover from a bad start.

— P. G. Wodehouse

A golfers game is only as good as his attitude

— Tanner Christensen

If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable.

— Larry David

It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg.

— J. C. Snead