Golf Quotes · Page 76

A lot of people want to retire; I couldn't. You don't retire in our business. What, play golf and watch television? Oh,…

— Christopher Plummer

A 3-foot putt can be more nerve-racking than a 9-foot putt because a 3-foot putt you should be getting in. A 9-footer,…

— Lydia Ko

If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no…

— Richard Armour

I've played TaylorMade drivers since I was in high school, so it's a comfortable look for me.

— Xander Schauffele

The only sure rule in golf is he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.

— Mickey Mantle

You know, the Oscar I was awarded for The Untouchables is a wonderful thing, but I can honestly say that I'd rather…

— Sean Connery

Golf is game of respect and sportsmanship; we have to respect its traditions and its rules.

— Jack Nicklaus

Golf. Trying to knock a tiny ball into an even smaller hole with implements ill suited to the purpose.

— Winston Churchill

If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be barred from any public office in the United States and…

— H. L. Mencken

But, no, I don't feel my career has not been fulfilled because I didn't win the US Open. It's like the guy…

— Sam Snead

It's really so hard to believe that some of the greatest champions in European golf and Spanish golf haven't been able to…

— Jon Rahm

If your eyes and ears are open and you're playing professional golf, you can meet some cool people. Not only cool and…

— Patrick Cantlay

We don’t have to do a bunch of things to figure out how to win the Ryder Cup. Just go play golf.…

— Jack Nicklaus

'Jurassic World' takes place in a fully functional park on Isla Nublar. It sees more than 20,000 visitors every day. You arrive…

— Colin Trevorrow

If you take golf, you have a teacher for the drive, a teacher for the approach play, and a teacher for the…

— Johan Cruyff

The main idea in golf as in life, I suppose is to learn to accept what cannot be altered and to keep…

— Bobby Jones

That's the difference between golf and many other sports. You go to some other sporting events, they just leave you or give…

— Bernhard Langer

“I have a pragmatic suspicion that bashing someone’s head in with a golf club is frowned upon in this establishment...”

— J.C. Wickhart

I've been blessed to be national champion with the Spanish Golf Federation many times, European champion and world champion representing them.

— Jon Rahm

Let the machine take care of the machines, and I'll go spend more time with my family, or golf.

— Mark Goddard

I'm such a lover of golf, and I've been at the Masters a couple times, and I've been so blessed to get…

— Darius Rucker

From its earliest beginnings, golf has been a gentleman's game - to be played as much for the sake of the game…

— Tony Lema

Magellan went around the world in 1521, which is not too many strokes when you consider the distance.

— Joe Laurie Jr

Uh, yeah, I do. The scythe was a little tricky at first, but—much like golf—turns out it’s all in the swing.

— Rachel Vincent

You just can't say lesbianism hurts women's golf. It's more correct to say homophobia does.

— Anonymous

Golf is to me what his Sabine farm was to the poet Horace - a solace and an inspiration.

— Ramsay MacDonald

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.

— Anonymous

I believe that one of the reasons I get to play golf all over the world is because of the barriers that…

— Darius Rucker

Dividing the swing into its parts is like dissecting a cat. You'll have blood and guts and bones all over the place.…

— Ernest Jones

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in…

— Michael J. Fox

If you think your hands are more important in your golf swing than your legs, try walking a hole on your hands.

— Gary Player

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.

— Red Skelton

I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking - and that's…

— Charles Barkley

The locker rooms that Donald Trump is in are not at the cut-rate gym with the broken treadmills - they are at…

— John Dickerson

It's like living at an airshow, unless you have something against airplanes, golf, guns, motorcycles, nice cars or drinking.

— Brian R. Norris

Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

I started watching golf for the first time yesterday. I'm really worried about myself. I was actually enjoying it.

— Ewan McGregor

I go back there and all my friends are there when I have my golf tournament. They treat me the same way…

— Jamie Farr

I don't have that much interest in golf, to be honest with you. I like playing. It's fun. But after a while…

— Joe Flacco

I wouldn't recommend [boxing] to any child of mine. I would rather he played golf or something.

— Oscar De La Hoya