Golf Quotes · Page 68

I only started concentrating on football as a career when I left school at 18. I played golf for the Scottish and…

— Alan Hansen

Tiger is the best athlete that this level of golf has seen. He's lean, he's strong, his swing is marvelous.

— Buddy Marucci

We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.

— Bob Hope

My favorite sport, frankly, is college football. I'm a college football junkie, even though I'm associated with golf and like golf and…

— Dan Jenkins

With Tiger Woods, you know everyone is watching. But I think interest in women's golf is getting better too.

— Yani Tseng

High school golf, college golf and the decade that followed all come back to me now as one big raucous, goofy gangsome.

— Dan Jenkins

I love playing competitive golf because it's really the only thing left that I'm still pretty good at.

— Mardy Fish

Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than nineteen years of dealing with him across the desk.

— Grantland Rice

There are a lot of shots in golf I can't hit, but I try to hit them anyway. The frustration is not…

— Greg Maddux

I will say I love competing, and I was in a great era of playing with young Phil Mickelson and older Greg…

— Fred Couples

I'm a technician. It's like that in football and the same way in golf. I want to try to find a way…

— Andrew Whitworth

There are so many aspects of the game that you can work on - you can drive it father, you can drive…

— Matt Kuchar

So finally, on about the fifteenth tee, I hit the drive of my life. And any of you people who play golf,…

— Bill Engvall

So my game is solid. So that obviously makes me feel confident, that like anybody else in this field, you name them,…

— Greg Norman

Went to 16 and hit a really bad 3 wood for my second shot and got stuck in the bunker about 70…

— Trent Dilfer

The emblem on the necktie reserved for the members of the Royal and Ancient Golf Club of St. Andrews - The Vatican…

— Alistair Cooke

In fishing, golf and gardening, if you don't have a healthy tolerance for your own ineptitude, then it isn't for you.

— William Bernard Ziff Jr

Golf is a worrier's game, inward, concentrated, a matter of inches, invented by the same people who gave us Presbyterianism.

— Robert Hass

I understand the reasons why golfers who play LIV Golf do it and it's a shame they have to relinquish their status…

— Jon Rahm

It was neat to see a plaque on the 18th fairway, and go up there and kind of look at the green…

— Paula Creamer

The game just embarrasses you until you feel inadequate and pathetic. You want to cry like a child.

— Craig Stadler

I try to simulate the most difficult conditions the players will encounter during competition.

— Mike Holder

I was a big fan of Coolio, growing up, and I was excited to meet him. We played golf, which definitely is…

— Catherine Reitman

It's incredible, ridiculous really, isn't it? You realise you can make more money on the golf tour in one week than some…

— Rory McIlroy

I love coming in for quick pops. You come in. You score. You leave. You're on the golf course. It's great. You…

— Samuel L. Jackson

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

— Bob Hope

“As the great golfer Ben Hogan once said, “Golf is a game of luck. And the harder I work, the luckier I…

— Kenneth Bock

Oakmont is probably the premier - Oakmont and Augusta National are probably the top two set of greens in the country.

— Jack Nicklaus

Most people who play golf have one big trouble: they think too much. To get any real mileage out of this game…

— Sam Snead

My dad once told me: no matter what anyone says or writes, really, none of those people have to hit your four-…

— Tiger Woods

I'm happy with the success I've had, and I feel like there's been a lot that I've learned this year, and that's…

— Rory McIlroy

I can't stand golfing, I'm not a golfer. Can't do five hours of chasing a ball around a field.

— Rob Ford

Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.

— Bob Hope

Jess is five years older, so when she got serious about golf, I started taking lessons. I started getting serious around 6,…

— Nelly Korda

I don't mind when I hit a ball in the woods. I think of it as an adventure. That's when golf really…

— Michelle Wie

My golf game's gone off so much that when I went fishing a couple of weeks ago my first cast missed the…

— Ben Crenshaw

Golf Media is basically my brain in one place. It does just about everything except cure asthma. If you find an app…

— Tyler, The Creator

Putting is a fascinating, aggravating, wonderful, terrible and almost incomprehensible part of the game of golf.

— Arnold Palmer

Cooking is physical; it's easier to learn than playing golf. You chop food, you pan fry it - what else is there…

— Alvin Leung

President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama’s handicap is Joe Biden.

— Jay Leno